你知道，男孩上法語課是為了和女孩調情 You know，boys join French classes to flirt with girls.
但我們的孩子高塔姆實際上是去那裡學習法語的 But our boy Gautam actually went there to study French.
"火車從哪個站臺開出？” "Which platform does the train leave from?"
嗨! Hi.
嗨! 有什麼問題嗎？ Hi. Any problem?
沒有，為什麼？ No，why?
你詛咒得太多了，我還以為你有心事呢! You're cussing so profusely，I thought something is bothering you.
哦，不，不，我只是在練習 Oh，no，no，I was just practising.
好的 Okay.
我覺得一個人應該知道如何用每一種語言詛咒人 I feel one should know how to cuss in every language.
有助於擺脫遊手好閒的人，你看 Helps in getting rid of the loafers，you see.
免費的建議 Free advice.
她很適合他 我發誓 She's perfect for him. I swear.
她一定會給他的生活帶來一些樂趣 She's bound to bring some fun into his life.
關於你呢？ What about you?
關於我呢？ What about me?
你為什麼要學法語？ Why are you learning French?
我為IFS工作，印度外交部 I work for the IFS，Indian Foreign Services.
我以為如果我的簡歷上有法語，他們會送我去歐洲 I thought they'd send me to Europe if I have French on my resume.
好的 Okay.
是的，這就是計劃 Yeah，that's the plan.
是的 Yeah.
哦，這麼說你就是那個計劃 Oh，so you're the guy who plans.
為什麼？這是犯罪嗎？ Why? Is that a crime?
不，不，不！ No，no，no!
我，沒有計劃 絕不可能 Me，no plan. Never.
你知道他很不會調情 You know he's so bad at flirting,
他最後總是被歸為朋友區 he always ends up getting friend-zoned.
想和我出去喝杯咖啡嗎？ Want to go out with me for coffee?
事實上，算了吧，想和我一起出去吃晚餐嗎？ Actually，scratch that, want to go out with me for dinner?
好的 Sure.
這份邀請函是只給我的嗎？ Is this invitation only for me,
或者它也延伸到了我的男朋友，凱坦？ or is it extended to my boyfriend, Ketan，as well?
但是當他們在一起的時候，他們是如此的好 But when they are together, they are so good
我們預見到這一天的到來了嗎？即使在我們的夢裡也不會 Did we see this day coming? Not even in our dreams.
"我的至愛就是我的財富” "My beloved is my wealth"
"我的至愛就是我的墮落” "My beloved is my downfall"
"我們分享的愛見證了這一點” "The love we share Bears witness to that"
"我的至愛就是我的財富” "My beloved is my wealth"
"我的至愛就是我的墮落” "My beloved is my downfall"
"我們分享的愛見證了這一點” "The love we share Bears witness to that"
"你就是原因” "You are the reason"
"我是世界上最幸福的人” "I am the happiest man In the world"
"哦，天哪，我不可能要求我自己” "Oh，God I couldn't have asked for me"
"我的愛" "My love"
"我為你的長壽祈禱” "I pray for your long life"
"我想讓你成為我的合法妻子” "I want you to be My lawfully wedded wife"
"我親愛的" "My darling"
"我為你的長壽祈禱” "I pray for your long life"
"我想讓你成為我的合法妻子” "I want you to be My lawfully wedded wife"
"祝你事業蒸蒸日上” "May you be blessed With prosperity"
"願你永遠容光煥發” "May you always keep glowing With happiness"
"願你的手鐲永不失光澤” "May your bangles never lose shine"
"願上帝保佑你遠離邪惡” "May God keep you away from evil"
這酒太娘娘腔了 我不想喝冷飲 This is such a sissy drink. I don't want a cold drink.
拜託，給我伏特加 給我貴重的東西 Vodka，please. Give me the expensive stuff.
最貴的一種 The most expensive one.
雙人份 裝滿至它的邊緣 Double large. Fill it to the brim.
對不起，各位 Excuse me，everyone.
請大家注意，好嗎？黑色。黑色 Can I have your attention，please? Black. Black.
雙份黑色 再來一杯黑咖啡 Double black. A glass of Black as well.
事實上，我們家所有的男人都相信浪漫 Actually，all the men in my family believe in romance.
你知道嗎，他們真的很浪漫 You know，they are really romantic.
在1949年，一位吉普賽女士給我爺爺看了一枚簡單的戒指 In 1949，a gypsy lady showed my grandpa a simple ring
在土耳其市場上並說...你對他的演講感興趣？ in a Turkish market and said...You're interested in his speech?
"這是一種精神護身符” "It's a ruh muska"
"你知道嗎，這是個靈魂羅盤？” "You know，it's a soul compass?"
"任何擁有這枚戒指的男人都會遇到他的夢中情人” "Any man in possession of this ring will meet his dream girl."
是的，她這麼說的 Yes，she said that.
你在聽這個，真的嗎？ You're listening to this, seriously?
1977年，奶奶把那枚戒指送給了爸爸 In 1977, Grandma gave that ring to Dad.
那時候，爸爸被派往新加坡 Back then，Dad was posted in Singapore.
他就是在那裡遇到我媽媽，索納 That's where he met my mom，Sona.
所以，它真的奏效了 So，it was really working.
我們會被抓的 We'll get caught.
大約一年前...那是很貴的東西 住手，平基 About a year ago...It's expensive stuff. Stop it，Pinky.
我媽媽給我那戒指...我們會被抓的 my mom gave me that ring...We'll get caught.
並說，"高塔姆，這枚戒指真的很管用，它真的很神奇” and said，"Gautam，this ring really works. It's really magical."
在這一點上，我認為媽媽真的是太傻了 At that point，I thought mom was just really being silly.
但是...But...
有一天...one day...
就像一口新鮮空氣，我遇到了一個女孩 like a breath of fresh air, I meet a girl.
那一天我意識到... That's the day I realised...
這枚戒指仍然沒有失去它的魔力 that this ring has still not lost its magic.
艾拉 Ira.
這枚戒指上寫滿了你的名字 This ring has your name written all over it.
你能賞光給我戴上它嗎？ Would you do me the honour of wearing it?
鼓掌，夥計們 Clap，guys.
艾拉，如果我們沒有在倫敦相遇 Ira，if we hadn't met in London,
我們會在巴黎相遇 we would've met in Paris.
如果不是巴黎，那就是阿姆斯特丹 If not Paris，then Amsterdam.
艾拉，我在世界的任何角落都能找到你 Ira，I'd have found you in any corner of the world,
無論是鄉村、城鎮還是城市... be it a village，town or city...
因為你是我的命運 because you are my destiny.
我真的愛你，艾拉 I really love you，Ira.
我也愛你，高塔姆 I love you too，Gautam.
我能來點冰嗎，兄弟？ Can I have some ice，bro?
你想喝點什麼，賈吉？ What do you want to drink，Jaggi?
說得好，兄弟！太棒了！ Well said，bro! Superb!
噓，這是一場盛大的婚禮 說得好，兄弟 Shush，it's a biggie's wedding. Well said，bro.
你在做什麼，賈吉？給我一點時間 兄弟，你已經... What are you doing，Jaggi? Give me a second. Bro，you've...
他會害死我們的 該死的白痴 看那邊 He'll get us killed. Bloody idiot. Look over there.
你觸動了我的心，兄弟 You've touched my heart，bro.
恭喜你 非常感謝 Congratulations. Thank you so much.
你真是個幸運的女孩 You are one lucky girl.
他是個了不起的人 He's a gem of a person.
那好吧! 你不需要這麼做 That's okay. You don't need to do this.
我通常不會喝超過一杯，兄弟 I usually don't have more than one drink，bro.
但既然這是家庭婚禮 But since this is a family wedding,
如果你允許的話，我可以再來一杯嗎？ with your permission, may I have one more?
當然可以，請 Sure，please.
恭喜你 非常感謝 Congratulations. Thank you so much.
再見 好好享受吧! Bye. Enjoy.
當然 Sure.
有趣的傢伙 Funny guy.
你沒有介紹我們，艾拉 You didn't introduce us，Ira.
我還以為他是你的親戚呢! I thought he's one of your relatives.
我會去並查一查 I'll just go and check.
聽著，喬杜里先生，這就是我所追求的愛 Look，Mr. Chaudhary, this is the kind of love I seek.
還有一種叫雙黑的東西嗎？ There's something called as Double Black as well?
讓我喝一杯 你會... Let me drink. Will you...
一個人應該與同一個女人相愛、結婚和變老 One should love，marry and grow old with the same woman.
怎麼回事？我愛上了四個人 What's going on? I'm in love with four.
不！這是不對的 天知道 No! This is wrong. God knows.
我愛我見到的每一個女孩 對不起? I love every girl I see. Excuse me?
對不起? Excuse me?
你是從哪一方來的？ Whose side are you from?
我? 我是從我這方的人 Me? I am from my side.
他的那一方！ His side!
但是...But...
我是賈吉，喬金德 I am Jaggi，Joginder.
這是雷恩 那是平基 不錯的婚禮 This is Rane. That's Pinky. Nice wedding.
你們覺得這是有趣的嗎？ You guys think that's funny?
誰請你們來的？ Who invited you guys?
我們...上帝邀請我們來到這個世界 We...God invites us all into this world.
我們能做什麼？ What can we do?
除了享受我們的飲料，我們還能做什麼呢？ What can we do but enjoy our drinks!
他喝醉了，兄弟 He is drunk，bro.
他是個無足輕重的 He's a lightweight.
您打電話給誰，先生？ Whom are you calling，sir?
一旦警察到達這裡，你們都會清醒過來的 You all will get sober once the police get here.
警察! Police!
報警對你沒什麼好處，兄弟 Calling the police won't do you any good，bro.
在這個時間誰值班？ Who will be on duty at this hour?
比希瑪 比希瑪 Bhishma. Bhishma.
兄弟，如果比希瑪來了，我要你給我四瓶 Bro，if Bhishma comes here, I'll want four bottles from you.
我們只需要一瓶 他是個酒鬼，兄弟 We just need one. He's a drunk，bro.
組織者在哪裡？ Where's the organiser?
隔壁有一家男孩招待所，先生 There's a boy's hostel next door，sir.
他們闖入每一場婚禮 They gatecrash every wedding.
嘿! 請大家肅靜 Hey! Please keep quiet.
我給了你500美元 在我打爛你的臉之前滾開 I gave you 500 bucks. Buzz off before I smash your face.
抱歉，兄弟 Sorry，bro.
抱歉 我道歉 Sorry. I apologize.
別讓這件事毀了你的心情 Don't let this ruin your mood.
這是你的婚禮 It's your wedding.
你為你的妻子做了一次如此美麗的演講 You gave such a beautiful speech for your wife.
就這些飲料的補償而言 As far as compensating for these drinks is concerned,
你可以來參加我的婚禮，而且想喝多少就喝多少 you can come to my wedding and have as many drinks as you want.
進口的酒 Imported liquor.
把他們從這地方弄出去 請離開吧! Just get them out of this place. Please leave.
這是...進口酒 來吧! This is...imported liquor. Come on.
你也被邀請了 我保證 我們要走了 You are invited as well. Promise. We are leaving.
別碰我 別碰我！ Don't touch. Don't touch!
來吧，我們現在就回去吧! Come on，let's just go back now.
嘿! 我是平基·辛格 Hey! I am Pinky Singh.
我在外面見你 我要用曲棍球棍打你 I'll see you outside. I'll hit you with a hockey stick.
"我會在世界的任何角落找到你” "I'd find you from any corner of the world."
"如果我們沒有在村子裡相遇，我們就會在城市裡相遇" "If we hadn't met in the village, we would've met in the city."
"如果不是盧迪亞納，那就是巴辛達、阿姆利則、桑格魯" "If not Ludhiana then Bathinda, Amritsar，Sangrur,"
"古吉拉特邦、喀拉拉邦或其他地方...” "Gujarat，Kerala or someplace else..."
"因為你是我的命運” "because you are my destiny."
他說的話太完美了 擊中目標 What he said is just perfect. Bang on target.
他的拒絕也很完美，正好擊中了目標 His kick was also perfect, bang on target.
破壞了氣氛 我們在哪裡能找到冰塊，兄弟？ Ruined the mood. Where can we find some ice，bro?
破壞了高潮 誰拜託來給我找些冰塊來 Ruined the high. Someone please find me some ice.
這是我第一次喝昂貴的酒 This was the first time I had expensive liquor.
你 You.
扔護照，身分證，快點 Throw passport，IDs，come on.
納齊爾...Nazir...
給他好好檢查一下 他的衣服也是 Check him properly. His clothes too.
把它拿掉 Remove it.
你這裡也有一個標籤 You have a tag here as well.
把那個也扔了 Throw that as well.
你在幹什麼呢？把那個也去掉 What are you doing? Remove that as well.
聽著 Listen,
扔掉任何能告訴他們你來自哪裡的東西 get rid of anything that will tell them where you are from.
這個說明不了什麼 This doesn't tell anything.
僅僅把它折起來藏在你的鞋子裡 Just fold it and hide it in your shoes.
你的家人把你一個人送到這裡？ Your family sent you here all by yourself?
已經沒有剩下其他人了 There is no one else left.
爆炸...把一切夷為平地 The bombings...razed everything to the ground.
你將在倫敦做什麼？ What will you do in London?
我的表弟住在那裡 My cousin lives there.
真的？Really?
在倫敦？In London?
他是怎麼到那裡的？ How did he get there?
五年前，他抱著一架飛機的輪胎去了那裡 He went there five years ago, holding on to a plane's tyre.
這並不像抓住摩托車或公車的輪胎那麼容易 It's not as easy as holding on to a cycle or a bus's tyre.
飛機起飛後輪胎會縮回 Planes tyres retract after take-off.
我知道 I know.
輪胎旁邊有一些空間 There is some space next to the tyre.
那就是他藏身的地方 That's where he hid.
他差點被凍死，但現在沒事了 He was almost frozen to death, but he's okay now.
他在一家餐館工作 He works in a restaurant.
他告訴我他會幫我在那裡安頓下來 He told me that he'll help me get settled there.
你們打算去哪兒? Where are you going?
倫敦 London.
你也有某人在那裡嗎? Do you too have someone there?
是的，我有 Yes，I do.
總有一天我會把他們介紹給你的 I'll surely introduce them to you one day.
你可以在你的餐廳招待我們 You can treat us in your restaurant.
關燈 Light off.
現在檢查站 Now check post.
邊界 Border.
當我按喇叭的時候，你就把這個戴在頭上 When I press horn, you wear this over head.
好的 Okay.
沒有呼吸 好的 No breathing. Okay.
檢查機械裝置 Checking machine.
機器，是嗎？正在檢查 Machine，yeah? Checking.
如果你被抓了，我不認識你 If you get caught, I don't know you.
好嗎? Okay?
我做不了這個 I can't do this.
嘿，沒什麼，比拉爾 Hey，it's nothing，Bilal.
我做不到 I cannot do it.
比拉爾，只需要兩分鐘，好嗎？ Bilal，it will only take two minutes，okay?
一旦我們越過邊境進入英國 Once we cross the border and enter UK,
你就可以和你兄弟在一起了 you will get to be with your brother.
對嗎？Right?
不許動! 站住! Don't move! Freeze!
不許動! 舉起手來! 不許動! Don't move! Hands up! Don't move!
別開槍！Don't shoot!
不要 No.
早上好 Bonjour
先生 先生，拜託 Sir. Sir，please.
拜託了，先生 我想要... Please，sir. I want to...
先生，救命 救命 救命 Sir，help. Help. Help.
你好，高塔姆 早上好 Bonjour, Gautam. Bonjour
他們受到了良好的訓練 沒有身分證明 They've been well-coached. No identification.
除了"庇護所"，拒絕說一句話 Refuse to say a word except "asylum."
卡德里已經弄清楚了他在巴基斯坦的命運 Qadri has figured his Pakistani lot out.
如果你能查查你的印度非法移民我會很感激的 Would really appreciate if you could check your Indian illegals.
是的 Yes.
你是來自哪個村莊？ What village are you from?
你父親叫什麼名字？ What is your father's name?
庇護所 Asylum.
你母親叫什麼名字？ What is your mother's name?
庇護所 Asylum.
哈囉? Hello?
庇護所 Asylum.
你肯定不是從阿富汗或敘利亞來的 You are definitely not from Afghanistan or Syria.
你來自哪裡？ Where are you from?
印度？巴基斯坦？孟加拉？你來自哪裡？ India? Pakistan? Bangladesh? Where are you from?
庇護所 Asylum.
庇護...Asy...
他們是專業人士 給他們做血液測試 They are professionals. Get their blood test done.
兄弟？好的 Bro? Sure.
兄弟! Bro!
兄弟，是我，賈吉 Bro，it's me，Jaggi.
我們將無法幫助他們 We won't be able to help them.
記得我嗎？我破壞了你的婚禮，引起了騷動？ Remember me? I had gatecrashed your wedding，caused a ruckus?
他們會需要... They'll need to...
拜託，夥計！ Come on，man!
"如果不是這裡，那麼就是那裡" "If not here，then there."
"巴辛達，桑格魯..." "Bathinda，Sangrur..."
"倫敦，阿姆斯特丹？” "London，Amsterdam?"
是我 It's me.
所以...So...
你有去不請自來的地方的習慣 You have a habit of going to places uninvited.
你讓印度感到驕傲 You are making India proud.
每個人都有相同的故事 Everyone has the same story.
在學校裡得低分 Score low grades in school.
從大學退學 Drop out from college.
闖入婚禮 Gatecrash weddings.
免費的酒 Free booze.
然後開始相信你的家人和朋友不會理解你 Then start believing your family and friends don't get you.
"讓我們去美利堅合眾國” "Let's go to the United States of America."
"英國" "United Kingdom."
輕鬆賺錢，蛤？ Easy money，huh?
不，兄弟，你誤會了 事實並非如此 No，bro，you misunderstand. It's not so.
讓我告訴你一件事 Let me tell you something.
為了支付高中學費 To pay for high school,
我曾經在旁遮普的一個小火車站賣過茶和餅乾 I used to sell tea and biscuits at a small railway station in Punjab.
當然沒有必要的許可 Of course without having the necessary permits.
站長羅尚拉爾曾經說過 Station Master Roshanlal used to say,
"賈吉，你泡茶比那些有許可證的人好” "Jaggi，you make tea better than those with permits."
我的茶過去常常銷售一空 My tea used to get sold out
甚至在夜裡的火車到達車站之前 even before the evening train would hit the station.
我以前每天賺500美元 I used to make 500 bucks every day.
我本來可以在那裡輕鬆賺錢的 I could have made easy money there itself.
多麼不可思議的成就啊！ What an incredible achievement!
所以，你跨越了八個國家的邊界來賣茶？ So，you have crossed the borders of eight nations to sell tea?
或者是為了清潔歐洲的廁所？ Or to clean the toilets of Europe?
聽著，我每天都會遇到像你這樣的失敗者 Look，I meet losers like you every day.
不，兄弟，我相信你從來沒有遇到過像我這樣的人 No，bro，I am sure you have never come across anyone like me.
兄弟，我來這裡其實是因為你說的話 Bro，I am actually here because of what you said.
就像命運安排了這一切一樣，我在這裡找到了你 And as if fate had planned this, I found you here.
就因為我說的話？ Because of what I said?
是的! Yes!
嘿! 很好，賈吉 Hey nice，Jaggi.
賈吉！賈吉！賈吉！什麼？ Jaggi! Jaggi! Jaggi! What?
到這兒來 Come here.
你知道我看到了什麼嗎？什麼？ You know what I saw? What?
游泳池裡的美人魚 Mermaids in the swimming pool.
相信我，美麗的白皙皮膚的女孩穿著暴露的服裝游泳 Trust me，beautiful fair-skinned girls swimming in skimpy costumes.
我們去欣賞景色吧，求你了？你會為一些小事而興奮 Let's go enjoy the view，pretty please? You get so excited over little things.
拜託，讓我們去欣賞一下景色吧! Please，let's go and enjoy the view.
一定會很有趣的 讓我們把注意力集中在比賽上 It will be fun. Let's focus on the game.
你想專注於比賽嗎？ You want to focus on the game?
如果我們在這裡打得好，我們將在印度陣營中佔有一席之地 If we play well here，we'll have a fixed spot in the Indian camp
經過兩年的努力，而且我們可以成為國際球員 Two years of hard work and we could be international players.
我們會成為明星 We'll be stars.
派對，夜總會，美麗的寶貝... Parties，night clubs, beautiful babes...
這不是說你會成為明星的板球 This isn't cricket that you'll become a star.
你是個曲棍球運動員 You are a hockey player.
是什麼讓你覺得會有派對、夜總會和美女？ What makes you think there'll be parties，night clubs and babes?
你瘋了嗎？ Have you lost your mind?
充其量，你會找到一份體面的工作 At the most, you'll get a decent job
在軍隊或鐵路，多虧了體育配額 in the army or the railways, thanks to the sports quota.
正確 而且但你肯定會在火車站看到女孩們 Right. And you will get surely get to see girls but at the railway station.
你會穿著黑色外套 Where you'll be wearing a black coat,
並且一隻手拿著紅旗，而另一隻手拿著綠旗 and holding a red flag in one hand and a green flag in the other.
他在胡說八道 He's talking nonsense.
你是正確的 You are right.
賈吉，我們應該去欣賞一下景色 Jaggi，we should go enjoy the view.
對嗎？讓我們馬上出發吧，不要再浪費一分鐘了 Right? Let's get going immediately without wasting another minute.
是的，在教練來之前我們走吧! Yes，let's leave before the coach comes.
快走，快走，快走 嘿，我們馬上就回來 Let's go，let's go，let's go. Hey，we'll be right back.
快走，快走，快走 Let's go，let's go，let's go.
注視著你的目標 Take your mark.
他們很合身的 They are quite fit.
沒人穿兩件套的，夥計！ No one's wearing a two-piece，dude!
我想我是在仙境裡 I think I am in fairyland.
控制好你們的慾望，孩子們 Control your lust，boys.
應該看起來你每天都這麼做 It should look like you do this every day.
看起來自然一點 只是... Look natural. Just...
你們穿著運動服，你這笨蛋 把你的腳放下 You're in sportswear，you fools. Put your feet down.
來吧! 看起來自然一點 Come on! Look natural.
這對我來說很自然，賈吉 This is natural for me，Jaggi.
我的童年是在湖裡和水牛一起度過的 I have spent my childhood in the lake with the buffalos.
這讓我眼睛睜得大大的 This is making my eyes well up.
想一想水牛之外的事，平基 Think beyond the buffaloes，Pinky.
表現得像個男人 Act like a dude.
他們很合身 They are fit.
令人驚訝 Amazing.
那是一條美麗的美人魚 That's one beautiful mermaid.
哪裡? Where?
該死的，女孩 Damn，girl.
賈吉？Jaggi?
她太漂亮了 She is so beautiful.
她確實是一條美人魚 She is indeed a mermaid.
穿粉色衣服的那個？ The one in pink?
她正朝這邊走來 She is coming this way.
是嗎? 是的 Yeah? Yeah.
噢! Oh.
平基！Pinky!
點擊一張以她為背景的漂亮照片 Click a nice pic with her in the background.
你瘋了嗎？你會害死我們的 Have you lost your mind? You'll get us killed.
拿著這個，笨蛋 Take this，duffer.
這只是一張照片 我的追隨者會因嫉妒而死 It's just a photo. My followers will die of jealousy.
拜託 Come on.
她正朝這邊走來 She is coming this way.
擺個姿勢 完成 Take a pose. Done.
她來了 快點 She's here. Hurry up.
完成 Done.
再來一張 準備好 One more. Ready.
完成 Done.
你點擊了嗎？趕快 Did you click it? Come on.
再來一張 變化 One more. Change.
好了 我點擊了它 好了嗎？ Done. I clicked it. Done?
好了嗎？Done?
怎麼樣？很好 How is it? It's good.
你為什麼要把那隻鳥扔給我們？ Why were you flipping us the bird?
怎麼樣？How is it?
對我來說已經足夠了 如果你願意，我們可以再試一次 Good enough for me. We can try again if you want.
當然 Sure.
你想讓我進去，出來，擺個海灘遊俠的姿勢？ You want me to go back in, come out，give a Baywatch pose?
不，你不需要再進去 你可以再走遍一次這裡 No，you don't need to go back in. You can walk through here again.
這樣就能勝任這項工作 That would do the job.
相信我，它會打破網際網路的 Trust me, it will break the Internet.
到底怎麼回事？ What's going on?
你沒有得到我的允許就點擊了我的照片 You clicked my picture without my permission.
而且你打算把它貼出去？ And you plan to post it?
你叫什麼名字？ What's your name?
約金德·狄龍 Joginder Dhillon.
但我在社交媒體上用的是賈吉·迪爾 But I go by Jaggi Dil on social media.
約金德·狄龍 Joginder Dhillon.
這對法庭來說是個更好的選擇，對吧？ That's a better choice for court，right?
完美無缺 Perfect.
法庭？她爸爸會在倫敦起訴你 Court? Her dad will sue you in London.
哦，我很遺憾你最終會落到這樣的境地 Oh，I pity the state you'll end up in.
不值得，夥計 Not worth it，dude.
刪除該照片 Delete the picture.
即使不小心也不要把它貼出來 Don't post it even by mistake.
現在馬上做 Do it now.
順便說一句...做它 By the way...Do it.
你在哪裡買到你戴的尺寸的保險套？ where do you get condoms your size?
你說什麼？Excuse me?
因為你是我見過的最大的混蛋，夥計 Because you're the biggest dick I've seen，dude.
好樣的 好樣的 Good one. Good one.
他們是你的馬屁精服侍？很可愛 They your lackeys? Cute.
為什麼？你想和他們一起吃午飯嗎？ Why? Do you want to have lunch with them?
別理她 Ignore her.
我們會找到另一條美人魚的 We'll find another mermaid.
我不能不理她，夥計 I can't ignore her，dude.
她剛剛也用她一流的英語向我發起了挑戰 She just challenged me that too in her high-class English.
我得把它投寄去，喬杜里先生 I will have to post it, Mr. Chaudhary.
這是怎麼回事？ What's that all about?
嘿，不錯的照片，寶貝 Hey，nice pic，babe.
寶貝? Babe?
真是個白痴！ What an idiot!
住手! Stop it.
哈囉，男孩們 Hello，boys.
嘿，嘿，嘿！放輕鬆點 Hey，hey，hey! Relax.
誰讓他們進來的？ Who let them in?
該死的! 賈吉！別再躲了 把那個給我 Damn it! Jaggi! Stop hiding. Give me that.
你不需要那條毛巾 You don't need that towel.
誰讓他們進來的？轉過身來，公主 Who let them in? Turn around，princess.
賈斯普里特在哪裡？ Where is Jaspreet?
賈斯普里特! 嗨! Jaspreet! Hi.
這是不對的 This is not right.
你喜歡看裸體男人嗎？這不公平 You enjoy watching naked men? Not fair.
當他們一直盯著我們看的時候，他們不會表現得這麼害羞 They don't act this shy when they keep staring at us.
一點兒沒錯 不，不，不！ Exactly. No，no，no!
我們感到害羞 We feel shy.
該死的! Damn it!
這是不公平的 This is not fair.
怎麼一回事？這不公平 What is going on? Not fair.
你現在為什麼覺得害羞？ Why are you feeling shy now?
別拿那個袋子 Don't take the bag.
我警告你 我會投訴你的 I'm warning you. I'll file a complaint against you.
令人失望 Disappointing.
我會...I'll...
嘿! 你真的需要在沒有它的情況下繼續生活 Hey! You really need to stay without that.
不！媽！No! Ma!
原來你在這兒啊! There you are.
你想點擊我的照片嗎？ You want to click my pictures?
噢，現在是時候看看你的海灘遊俠的姿勢了 Well，it's time to see your Baywatch pose now.
那麼，把它做好 等一下 Do it right，then. Wait a second.
這裡 酷 Here. Cool.
當然 好的 Sure. Okay.
好的 Okay.
嘿，戰備狀態 戰備狀態姿勢 Hey，GQ. The GQ pose.
來吧，親愛的 Come on，darling.
在我擺完姿勢之前你的電池會用完的 You'll run out of battery before I run out of poses.
繼續點擊 Keep clicking.
你能給射箭隊的秀克尼塔打電話嗎？ Can you call Sunita from the archery team?
她應該見見他 She should meet him.
她會在這樣的地方射箭... She'll shoot the arrow in such a place...
那你必須在女更衣室洗澡 That you'll have to take showers in the girls' locker room.
真的嗎？Really?
然後我們就可以每天見面了 Then we'll get to meet every day.
對嗎？Right?
嘿，怎麼了？ Hey，what's wrong?
很好 別忘了分享照片 Fine. Don't forget to share the pictures.
反正我沒有赤裸上身的照片 I don't have any shirtless pictures anyway.
附近有一家很棒的餐廳 There is a great restaurant nearby.
我們去那裡狼吞虎嚥地吃吧! 你可以吃任何你想吃的東西 Let's go there and gorge. You can eat whatever you want.
反正你們不會得到任何獎牌的 You are not going to get any medals anyway.
你們不妨心滿意足地吃 You might as well eat to your heart's content.
看看你的計時時間 Look at your timings.
尼哈里卡：1分11秒 Niharika: 1 minute 11 seconds.
阿努什卡：1分13秒 Anushka: 1 minute 13 seconds.
卡蒂卡：1分6秒 Kartika: 1 minute 6 seconds.
而希娜：1分7秒 And Sheena: 1 minute 7 seconds.
你看到那些從孟加拉來的女孩的時間了嗎？ Have you seen the timings of those girls from Bengal?
1分2秒 1.2.
怎麼一回事？你是來打發時間的嗎？ What is going on? Are you here to pass time?
解散 去! Dismissed. Go!
我會多練習的，先生 I'll practise more，sir.
是的 很好 Yeah. Fine.
感謝上帝 寶貝，我要尿尿 回頭見 Thank God. Babe，I gotta pee. I'll see you later.
不 是現在 Not now.
你為什麼不取而代之去看些色情片呢？ Why don't you go and watch some porn instead?
你說什麼! Excuse me!
我在這裡只是想說... I'm just here to say...
讓我看看你的手指是沒有用的 No use showing me your finger.
我不會給它戴上戒指的 I am not going to put a ring on it.
我知道你見過我裸體，但我們幾乎不瞭解對方 I know you've seen me naked, but we hardly know each other.
無恥 Shameless.
我會被詛咒的 I'll be damned.
你不離開？ You won't leave?
酷 會有一些用處的 Cool. Be of some use.
碼錶在袋子裡 給我計時 Stopwatch's in the bag. Time me.
秀出來 Show.
嗯? 秀出來 Yeah? Show.
媽的 Shit.
仍然落後2.25秒 Still 2.25 seconds behind.
這是非常糟糕的 This is very bad.
到明天你怎麼可能變得更好呢？ How can you possibly get any better by tomorrow?
謝謝 Thanks.
我有一個解決辦法 I have a solution.
你超重了 你應該減輕一些體重 You are overweight. You should reduce some weight.
你說什麼? Sorry?
你他媽的剛才說了什麼？ What the hell did you just say?
你體重過重了 You are overweight.
混蛋！Asshole!
混蛋! 失敗者! Fucker! Loser!
遊手好閒的人！等一下 Loafer! Wait a second.
你為什麼要亂罵他？ Why are you cussing him?
僅僅，夥計，精神上的支持 Just，man，moral support.
順便問一下，我錯過了什麼？ By the way，what did I miss?
我今天沒有心情練習 I am in no mood to practise today.
我的胃不舒服 為什麼？你吃了什麼？ My stomach's upset. Why? What did you eat?
暴風雨就要來了，賈吉！ Storm's approaching，Jaggi!
蛤? 暴風雨！ Huh? Storm.
想讓我和你一起去嗎？ Want me to join you?
寶貝，如果你需要我，我就在這裡 Babe，I am here if you need me.
你怎麼敢! How dare you!
我怎麼敢什麼？ How dare I what?
你怎麼敢這麼說！ How dare you say that!
什麼？噢! 關於你超重的事嗎？ What? Oh! About you being overweight?
你超重了300公斤 You are overweight by 300 kilos.
300公斤? 300 kilos?
什麼...你什麼意思？什麼...什麼... What...what do you mean? What...what...
曼尼普爾肩負著這個重擔 Manipur's burdening this shoulder.
喀拉拉邦背負著這個負擔 Kerala burdening that one.
哦，你背著旁遮普和孟加拉 Oh，you are carrying Punjab and Bengal on your back.
告訴我一些事情，你背覆著這麼重的擔子是怎麼游過去的？ Tell me something，how do you manage to swim with all this burden?
你是什麼意思？什麼？ What do you mean? What?
聽著，這很簡單 Look，it's quite simple.
這不是數學課或統計課 This isn't a mathematics or statistics class.
0.3、1.5、2.9等等以此類推 0.3，1.5，2.9，so on and so forth.
當你在水裡時，你唯一的工作就是享受游泳 Your only job when you are in water is to enjoy swimming.
聽著，你以前遊得很好是因為你在水裡很開心 Look，you used to swim well because you were happy in water.
你以前喜歡游泳 You used to enjoy swimming.
我是一名好球員因為我喜歡曲棍球 I am a good player because I enjoy hockey.
忘掉壓力、擔憂和計時 Forget the pressure, the worry and timings.
你應該忘掉競爭 You should forget about the competition.
把它放在你的腦後而不是放在最前面 Keep it in the back of your mind and not the forefront.
放輕鬆，盡情享受 Relax，enjoy.
最壞的情況會是什麼呢？ What's the worst that can happen?
你會得第二名還是第三名？總之，你將獲得第二名或第三名 You'll come in second or third? You are anyway coming second or third.
所以，為什麼不... So，why not...
放任自流 Give a free rein,
然後看看你的馬是如何跑在前面的 and then watch how your horse races ahead.
母馬 管他呢! Mare. Whatever.
明白了嗎? Got it?
我現在要回去練習了 I'm going back to practice now.
快走，快走，快走！ Let's go，let's go，let's go!
像魚一樣游，卡蒂卡 Swim like a fish，Kartika.
游得像條...Swim like a...
快點，卡蒂卡 Faster，Kartika.
你將必須游泳，你知道的 沒有人會推你前進的 You will have to swim，you know. No one's going to push you forward.
快點，卡蒂卡 Faster，Kartika.
卡蒂卡，付出100%是不夠的 Kartika, giving your 100% isn't enough.
你需要付出101%才能贏 You need to give 101% to win.
再快點！趕快! 我們沒有時間可以浪費了 Faster! Come on! We don't have time to waste.
就連我也能做得比這更好 你在做什麼，卡蒂卡？ Even I can do better than this. What are you doing，Kartika?
什麼？What?
別再那麼做了 我要出來了 Stop doing that. I am coming out.
什麼？What?
你瞎了嗎？You're blind?
你沒看到我盡了我最大的努力了嗎？ Can't you see that I'm doing my bloody best?
明白了 Got it.
什麼？What?
坐 Sit.
來吧，坐下來 Come on，sit down.
你這樣贏不了的，卡蒂卡 You cannot win like this，Kartika.
你是什麼意思？ What do you mean?
我是你的朋友 I am your friend.
我有個計劃 I have a plan.
我會幫助你贏的 請相信我 I'll help you win. Trust me.
我會打斷那個曼尼普爾女孩的腿 I'll break the legs of that Manipur girl.
我會在那個孟加拉女孩的早餐裡加瀉藥 I'll add laxative to that Bengal girl's breakfast.
我會綁架那個喀拉拉邦女孩 I'll have the Kerala girl kidnapped.
你什麼都不用擔心 You don't have to worry about a thing.
你叫這是你"最大的努力"？ You call this your "bloody best"?
這就是你的"最大的努力"？這個! This is your "bloody best"? This!
你以為我這麼做是為了我自己嗎？ You think I am doing this for myself?
卡蒂卡...Kartika...
你需要決定你是否想成為尼莫 you need to decide whether you want to be Nemo,
還是《大白鯊》裡的鯊魚？ or the shark from Jaws?
賈蘭達爾的大白鯊先生 Mr. Jaws of Jalandhar,
你為什麼不給我示範一下怎麼做到呢？ why don't you show me how it's done?
別再引誘我了 Stop seducing me.
瘋狂的女人！ Crazy woman!
我不知道如何游泳 I don't know how to swim.
你瘋了嗎？我不會游泳 Are you crazy? I can't swim.
我說的是實話 我想他要淹死了，夥計 I am telling the truth. I think he's drowning，dude.
拜託 卡蒂卡 你幹什麼呢？ Come on，Kartika. What are you doing?
我不會游泳 賈吉，別太誇張了 I can't swim. Jaggi，stop overacting.
瘋狂的女人！ Crazy woman!
他看起來像是一個有方法的演員 He seems like a method actor.
他可以改變他的職業 He can change his profession.
媽的！Shit!
哦，媽的！Oh，shit!
去叫達姆爾先生 是的 Go call Damle sir. Yeah.
叫醫生就行了 Just call the medic.
賈吉？Jaggi?
賈吉，好嗎？ Jaggi，okay?
你還好嗎？You okay?
我...我很抱歉 我... I'm...I'm so sorry. I...
你還好嗎？You fine?
我...我真的不知道 I...I literally had no idea.
我...我很抱歉 I'm...I'm so sorry.
你吻了我 You kissed me.
什麼？What?
你吻了我 You kissed me.
我剛給你做了心肺復甦 I just gave you CPR.
你想怎麼叫都行 You can call it whatever you want,
但是，在我的家鄉，我們稱之為接吻 but，where I am from, we call that a kiss.
而在我看來，像你這樣的人被稱為他媽的白痴 And from where I am，people like you are called fucking idiots.
我會告訴所有人你吻了我 I'll tell everyone that you kissed me.
我完蛋了 I am doomed.
請稍候 Just a sec.
請稍等一下 Wait for a second.
抱歉 Sorry.
一點也不酷，好嗎？ Not cool，okay?
好的 抱歉 Fine. Sorry.
我們走吧! Let's go.
我哪兒也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
"沒有距離，就沒有邊界” "No distance，no boundaries"
"愛是沒有限制的” "There are no limits When it comes to love"
"這太讓人難以抗拒了” "It is so overwhelming"
"這種痴迷永遠不會消失” "The obsession never fades away"
"我再也受不了了，我想觸動你的靈魂” "I cannot take it anymore I want to touch your soul"
"我不能再在岸邊等了” "I cannot wait At the shore anymore"
"我被你迷住了” "I am obsessed with you"
"沒有你，這個世界什麼都不是” "This world is nothing without you"
"你毀了我” "You ruin me"
"你讓我變得完整” "You complete me"
"不再什麼是對或錯的了” "Nothing's right or wrong anymore"
"既然你是我的靈魂伴侶” "Now that you are my soulmate"
"你毀了我” "You ruin me"
"你讓我變得完整” "You complete me"
"不再什麼是對或錯的了” "Nothing's right or wrong anymore"
"既然你是我的靈魂伴侶” "Now that you are my soulmate"
1分3秒 1 minute 3 seconds.
到目前為止這是你最好的時間 This is your best timing so far.
卡蒂卡，這個時間可以帶你進入決賽 Kartika，this timing can take you to the finals.
"令人陶醉 是的，令人陶醉" "Intoxicating Yes，intoxicating"
"你的眼睛令人陶醉” "Your eyes are intoxicating"
"我會被它們淹死，我一定會被它們淹死” "I'll drown in them I'll surely drown in them"
"我再也不能浮上水面了” "I'll never be able To resurface again"
"這一次我迷上了一種奇怪的情感” "I have got hooked To a strange obsession this time"
"我日夜不停地吟誦你的名字” "I keep chanting your name Day and night"
"我被你迷住了” "I am obsessed with you"
"這個世界沒有你什麼都不是" 來吧，快點 "This world is nothing without you" Come on，faster.
你不是尼莫！你是一條鯊魚！ You are not Nemo! You are a shark!
"你毀了我” "You ruin me"
"你讓我變得完整” "You complete me"
"不再什麼是對或錯的了” "Nothing's right or wrong anymore"
"既然你是我的靈魂伴侶” "Now that you are my soulmate"
"你毀了我” "You ruin me"
"你讓我變得完整” "You complete me"
"不再什麼是對或錯的了” "Nothing's right or wrong anymore"
"既然你是我的靈魂伴侶” "Now that you are my soulmate"
"你毀了我” "You ruin me"
"你讓我變得完整” "You complete me"
"沒有什麼是對的...” "Nothing's right..."
這是你的房間 Here's your room.
再見 Bye.
現在這就是你所謂的接吻 Now that's what you call a kiss.
你的航班剛剛著陸嗎，叔叔？ Your flight just landed，Uncle?
她不接你電話嗎？ She's not answering your call?
哦，是的，是的，叔叔。她整晚都在練習 Oh，yeah，yeah，Uncle. She was practising all night.
是的 核心練習 Yeah. Hard-core practice.
一圈又一圈... Lap after lap after lap after lap...
非常敬業，叔叔 Very dedicated，Uncle.
她訓練到很晚 She trains till late.
媽的 Shit.
叔叔...Uncle...
不，她在洗手間 No，she's in the washroom.
我讓她給你回電話好嗎？ I'll have her call you back?
當然，叔叔 Sure，Uncle.
好的，好的，當然 Yeah，yeah，sure.
快點，快點，快點，卡蒂卡，快點 Come on，come on, come on，Kartika. Come on.
快點，卡蒂卡，快點 Come on，Kartika! Come on.
加油，美人魚！ Go for it，mermaid!
快，快，快！ Go，go，go.
是的，是的，是的 趕快! Yes，yes，yes. Come on!
快，快，快！穩住 Go，go，go! Hold this.
快點，快點，卡蒂卡，快點 Come on，come on，Kartika. Come on.
他是誰？Who is he?
加油，卡蒂卡！趕快! Go，Kartika! Come on!
趕快! 是的! Come on! Yes!
加油 Go for it.
快點，卡蒂卡！ Come on，Kartika!
趕快 加油，卡蒂卡！ Come on. Come on，Kartika!
是的 Yes.
快點，卡蒂卡！ Come on，Kartika!
哦，我的天啊！加油，卡蒂卡！ Oh，my God! Come on，Kartika!
快點，卡蒂卡！ Come on，Kartika!
加油 Go for it.
快，快，快！趕快! Go，go，go! Come on!
是的，是的，是的! Yes，yes，yes!
她贏了！她贏了！她贏了！ She won! She won! She won!
卡蒂卡！Kartika!
她來了，我們的優勝者 There she is，our winner.
恭喜你 終於！你做得很好 Congratulations. Finally! You did great.
我真為你驕傲，孩子 恭喜你 I'm so proud of you，kiddo. Congratulations.
謝謝，爸爸 Thanks，Dad.
太棒了，冠軍 你游得像條魚 That was awesome，champion. You swam like a fish.
我告訴過你減重就行了 I told you losing the weight would do it.
你的朋友？Your friend?
是的，媽媽，當然 Yes，Mom，of course.
賈格...喬金德 Jagg...Joginder.
只是幫我完成了訓練，僅此而已 Just helped me out with my training, that's it.
我明白了 I see.
你好，喬金德 Hello，Joginder.
你好 Hello.
你的工作是什麼? What do you do?
我是旁遮普省洪基隊的中鋒 I play centre forward for Punjab Honkey Team.
中鋒，好的 太好了 媽媽，我們走吧？ Centre forward，okay. That's great. Mom，let's leave?
別忘了邀請他 Don't forget to invite him.
作為你的生日？你為什麼不告訴我？是什麼時候？ For your birthday? Why didn't you tell me? When is it?
不，是為了她的婚禮 No，for her wedding.
它將在3個月後舉行 在倫敦 It takes place in 3 months. In London.
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
你還好嗎？他很好，爸爸 Are you fine? He's good，Dad.
他很好 對不起 He's fine. I'm sorry.
是的，對不起 Yes，sorry.
他很好 抱歉 He's fine. Sorry.
聽著，卡蒂卡，僅僅看看這些卡片然後挑一張 Listen，Kartika，just look at these cards and pick one.
不是在這地方 This is not the place.
我不想要任何最後一刻的麻煩 不是現在，媽媽 I don't want any last-minute hassles. Not now，Mom.
看看這個 太甜蜜了，不是嗎？ Look at this. So sweet，isn't it?
真的很漂亮 Pretty it is.
到目前為止它還沒有敲定 It has not been finalized as yet.
什麼？婚禮？ What? The wedding?
不，婚禮已經敲定了，但卡片還沒有 No，the wedding has been finalized, but not the card.
走吧? 我會讓你見見達姆勒先生？ Shall we? I'll make you meet Damle sir?
我們走吧! 哦，好的 Let's go. Oh，okay.
我們去見見達姆勒吧! Let's go meet Damle.
可憐的傢伙 Poor thing.
閉嘴，夥計們 Zip it，guys.
如果你去看，她實際上是在利用他的身體 If you go to see，she practically used him for his body.
然後給了他一張結婚請柬 And then gave him a wedding invite.
別鬧了 事實並非如此 Stop it. It's not so.
這也是件好事 Good thing too.
現在我再也不用承擔她的責任了 Now I won't have to bear her responsibility anymore.
她現在是那個倫敦人的責任了 She's now that London guy's responsibility.
我必須要去成為一個明星 I have to go and become a star.
我必須變得富有 I have to become rich.
你就等著看我現在怎麼進球得分吧! You just wait and watch how I'll score goals now.
每進一球，體育場裡的每個女孩都會起立並離開 On every goal，every girl in the stadium will stand and go,
"賈吉，我愛你” "Jaggi，I love you."
"嘿，賈吉，我愛你” "Hey，Jaggi，I love you."
兄弟！這不是板球 Bro! This isn't cricket.
我們是曲棍球運動員 We are hockey players.
充其量，你會找到一份體面的工作 At the most, you'll get a decent job
在軍隊或鐵路，多虧了體育配額 對吧，賈吉？ in the army or the railways，thanks to the sports quota. Right，Jaggi?
順便說一句，倫敦的那個人不知道 By the way, that guy in London doesn't know
賈吉已經和她分享了他的樂趣 that Jaggi has already had his share of fun with her.
沒錯 True.
她太聰明了 She is so smart.
你真是個幸運的混蛋，賈吉 我同意 You are one lucky bastard，Jaggi. I agree.
如果我知道這一點，我也會碰碰我的運氣 If I knew this, I too have tried my luck.
你他媽的...嘿！ You fucking...Hey!
卡蒂卡！Kartika!
卡蒂...Karti...
什麼？What?
下來，拜託 Come down，please.
辦成事 現在 Cut it. Now.
什麼？What?
為什麼你不告訴我你要結婚了？ Why didn't you tell me that you're getting married?
我幹嗎非得告訴你不可？ Why should I tell you?
你瘋了嗎？ Are you crazy?
你為什麼這麼粗魯？ Why are you being so rude?
因為你我刪除了手機社交應用程式 I deleted Tinder because of you.
我用曲棍球棍打了雷恩 這個可憐的傢伙痛苦萬分 I hit Rane with a hockey stick. The poor guy is in so much pain.
等一下 我從沒告訴過你要做那些事 Hang on a sec. I never told you to do those things.
再次下載該應用程式 Just download the app again.
向雷恩道歉 你為什麼要怪我？ Apologize to Rane. Why are you blaming me?
賈吉，我不想把事情複雜化 Jaggi，I don't want to make it complicated.
很好 過去的就讓它過去吧! Fine. Let bygone be bygones.
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
我們能繼續往前走嗎？ Can we move on?
什麼"對不起"？ What "sorry"?
這是棋盤遊戲嗎？ Is this a board game?
我會向他道歉，你會向我道歉 I'll apologize to him, you'll apologize to me.
卡蒂卡，你不覺得你所作的... Kartika，don't you think what you did was...
我做了什麼？你是什麼意思？等一下 什麼？ What I did? What do you mean? Hang on. What?
不，不是這樣的 No，it is not so.
我做了什麼？你指的是什麼？ What I did? What are you referring to?
如果你想讓我為昨晚發生的事感到內疚 If you are trying to guilt-trip me for what happened last night,
那我就告訴你我不是那種女孩 then let me just tell you I'm not that kind of a girl.
如果這就是這次談話的目的，那我就不感興趣了 If this is what this conversation is about，then I am not interested.
我不想談這個 等等，卡蒂卡 I don't want to have this conversation. Wait，Kartika.
停下來否則... Stop or else...
否則，什麼？ Or else，what?
我會刪除你的電話號碼 I'll delete your number.
大膽一試，夥計 Go for it，dude.
我正在刪除它 非常成熟 去做吧! I'm deleting it. Very mature. Do it.
高興了嗎? Happy?
現在試著打電話給我 Try calling me now.
我已經封鎖了你 I've blocked you.
賈吉，我很抱歉 Jaggi，I am sorry.
好吧，我應該告訴你的，我知道 Fine，I should have told you, I know.
但這並不是我的計劃 But I didn't plan this.
我們之間發生的事就這麼發生了 What happened between us just happened.
我有別的計劃。我要搬回倫敦了 I have other plans. I'm moving back to London.
我要在那裡結婚，所以... I'm getting married there，so...
很好，不是嗎？ Good，no?
但都是最好的 But all the very best.
我相信你會在生活中做得很好，而且... I'm sure you're gonna do well in life and...
我們可以保持聯繫而且... We can stay in touch and...
這不是花束 This isn't a bouquet.
這是我發自內心的 懂嗎? This one's from my heart. Got it?
告訴希娜總有一天我會剪掉她的馬尾辮 Tell Sheena I'm going to chop off her ponytail one day.
"每當我看到一個漂亮的女孩，我的心就會發瘋...” "Whenever I see a beautiful girl My crazy heart goes ole-ole..."
"讓我們跟著節奏唱歌並跳舞...” "Let's sing to the rhythm And dance..."
我真的希望他不會出現 I really hope he doesn't show up.
我現在處理不了他 I can't deal with him right now.
別那麼說 Don't say that.
我來此是看戲劇的 I'm here for the drama.
謝謝 Thanks.
隨時都行 Anytime.
夥計們，為來自羅塔克的摔角選手巴瓦尼·辛格鼓掌 Guys，give it up for wrestler Bhawani Singh from Rohtak.
我們的觀眾中還有其他多才多藝的人 Do we have any other multitalented person in the audience
可以登上這個舞臺表演嗎？ who can come up on this stage and perform?
有人嗎？有人嗎？ Anyone? Anybody?
嘿! Hey!
不，他不會的 你在做什麼，賈吉？ No，he won't. What are you doing，Jaggi?
為什麼不行？Why not?
賈吉，拜託 我要走了 Jaggi，please. I am going.
不，他不會的 別惹出什麼大場面 No，he won't. Don't cause a scene.
他肯定會唱一首嚴肅的悲傷歌曲 He'll surely sing a serious sad song.
我不能...我不能對付他 I can't...I can't deal with him.
"雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪" "Yamma，yamma Yamma，yamma"
"如此好美的氛圍” "Such a beautiful atmosphere"
"雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪" "Yamma，yamma Yamma，yamma"
"如此好美的氛圍” "Such a beautiful atmosphere"
"今晚是我們的全部” "Tonight is all we have"
"明天誰知道我們會在哪裡” "Tomorrow who knows Where we will be"
"今晚是我們的全部” "Tonight is all we have"
"明天誰知道我們會在哪裡” "Tomorrow who knows Where we will be"
"雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪" "Yamma，yamma Yamma，yamma"
"如此好美的氛圍” "Such a beautiful atmosphere"
"今晚是我們的全部” "Tonight is all we have"
"明天誰知道我們會在哪裡” "Tomorrow who knows Where we will be"
"今晚是我們的全部” "Tonight is all we have"
"明天誰知道我們會在哪裡” "Tomorrow who knows Where we will be"
你真是了不起！ You are something!
我就是搞不懂你 I just can't figure you out.
我真的以為你會突然開始一首悲傷的歌 I honestly thought you'll break into a sad song.
我不是那種男孩 I am not that kind of a boy.
哭是在浪費時間和精力 Crying is such a waste of time and energy.
這是作為旁遮普人最好的部分 This is the best part about being a Punjabi.
不管我們是不是覺得"矮胖笨蛋摔得很厲害” No matter if we feel like "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,"
我們會永遠唱一首歡快的歌 we'll always sing a cheerful song.
好的 Okay.
聽著? 什麼？ Listen? What?
不要嫁給他，拜託 Don't marry him，please.
賈吉，別煩我，拜託 Jaggi，don't bore me，please.
婚禮在我來之前就已經安排好了 The wedding was fixed before I came here.
我沒想到會遇到你 I hadn't planned that I'd meet you.
生活就是這樣的 我們可以做朋友 Life happens. We can be friends.
你為什麼不取而代之和你的未婚夫做朋友呢？ Why don't you be friends with your fiance instead?
我愛你 I love you.
你不愛我 You don't love me.
你只是大吃一驚在你聽到我結婚的消息後 You are just in shock after you heard the news of my wedding.
嘿...我會邏輯地給你解釋 Hey...I'll explain it to you logically.
看，你來到泳池，點擊了我的照片 See，you came to the pool, you clicked my pictures.
那不是愛，對吧？ That wasn't love，right?
然後你參加了我的練習時間 我會說類似的區段 Then you attended my practice sessions. I'll say similar zone.
所以，不是愛 好的 So，not love. Okay.
然後你幫了我 真是太貼心了 謝謝 Then you helped me. That was sweet. Thank you.
但我相信這是運動員同僚應該做的事情 But I believe that was a fellow sportsman thing to do.
這不是愛 It wasn't love.
所以，我的案子就到此為止 So，I rest my case right here.
而那晚我們之間發生的事呢？ And what about what happened between us that night?
你可以隨心所欲地叫它 You can call it anything you want.
勾搭還是做愛，隨你選 Hook up or sex，take your pick.
絕對不是愛情 是的 Definitely not love. Yeah.
我非常肯定 I'm damn sure.
騙不了我 Can't fool me.
你太自信了 我知道 You are so confident. I know.
你對自己一無所知，但卻聲稱瞭解我 You know nothing about yourself, but you claim to know me.
卡蒂卡，你應該給我們一個機會 Kartika，you should give us a chance.
忘了婚禮吧! 這是什麼胡說八道？ Forget about the wedding. What is this nonsense?
你還是未成年嗎？ Aren't you underage?
不，我沒有未成年 No，I am not underage.
而一個人結婚不僅僅是為了愛 And one doesn't only get married for love.
結婚還有什麼原因呢？ What else does one get married for?
安頓下來 蛤? To settle down. Huh?
你看，開始的時候一切都會很美好 See，everything will be quite rosy in the beginning,
因為當然是最初的幾天 because initial days of course.
然後過了一段時間，比如說，十年後 Then after a while, say，after 10 years,
我的腰圍會變寬10英吋，因為我會有孩子 my waist will be wider by 10 inches because I would've had kids.
所以是的，身材會被搞砸了 So yeah，figure will go for a toss.
我對此沒什麼意見 我對此沒問題 I don't have a problem with that. I am okay with it.
聽我說完 Hear me out.
我會看起來很無聊 I'll look boring.
我會有點惱怒，因為我會一個人撫養孩子了 I'll get a tad irritating because I'll be raising the kids on my own.
我丈夫不會幫我 My husband will not be helping me with it.
我會把怒氣發洩在他身上 I'll vent out my anger on him.
我會成為一個情緒化的食客 I'll become an emotional eater.
我的腰圍將繼續擴大，並與最大影像螢幕競爭 My waist will keep expanding and compete with an IMAX screen.
一段時間後我將開始面臨中年危機 After some time, I'll start facing midlife crisis.
如果什麼都不起作用，就有心理治療 正確的 If nothing works，there's therapy. Right.
巧克力療法在那裡，零售的療法在那裡 Chocolate therapy is there, retail therapy is there.
"治療"療法在那裡，所以... "Therapy" therapy is there，so...
你也應該嘗試一下笑聲療法 You should try laughter therapy as well.
不好笑 Not funny.
女孩，這是一個婚姻還是一個自殺任務？ Girl，is this a marriage or a suicide mission?
這就是婚姻中發生的事，賈吉 This is what happens in a marriage，Jaggi.
我知道 我親眼目睹了這一切 是的 I know. I have witnessed it. Yeah.
哦，真的嗎？ Oh，really?
但好消息是我們不必經歷這一切 But the good thing is we won't have to go through this.
我們不會到互相瞭解得太深的地步 We won't get to the point where we know each other so well
以至於我們會對彼此感到厭煩 that we'll get bored of each other.
所以，很好 So，good.
這就是我們的故事應為，簡短而甜蜜 This is how our story shall be, short and sweet.
是的 Yeah.
卡蒂卡，如果這是你所想的，你還沒有親眼目睹真愛 Kartika，if this is what you think, you are yet to witness true love.
你已將你的哲學建立在廉價假貨之上 You have based your philosophy on cheap fake goods.
聽著...Listen...
我愛你...I love you...
直到最後而不只是幕間 till the end and not just till the interval.
我是帶著終身保證來的 I come with a lifetime guarantee.
看著我的眼睛並說你愛他 Look into my eyes and say that you love him.
這是什麼？僅僅... What is this? Just...
僅僅說出來，而我會走的 Just say it，and I'll leave.
這是什麼意思？我...我不... What does it mean? I...I don't...
為什麼...Why...
你失敗了 You failed.
聽著，我不在乎你的前任，風流韻事或未婚夫... Look，I don't care about your exes, affairs or fiances...
因為我是你一生的摯愛，你的第一 because I'm the love of your life, your number one.
我愛你 I love you.
僅僅取消婚禮 Just cancel the wedding.
取消婚禮，拜託 Cancel the wedding，please.
什麼？What?
取消婚禮。這能有多難呢？ Cancel the wedding. How difficult can it be?
你瘋了嗎？這並沒有那麼容易 Have you gone crazy? It is not that easy.
我是說...不 I mean...no.
僅僅告訴你媽媽，"我不愛他，我愛賈吉"，然後取消婚禮 Just tell your mom，"I don't love him. I love Jaggi," and cancel the wedding.
我不是不切實際的人 她已經見過我了 I am not impractical. She has already met me.
那怎麼可能？所以如果她已經見過你？ How is that possible? So what if she has met you?
什麼？那又怎麼樣？ What? So what?
我愛你 很好 好的，很好 I love you. Fine. Okay，fine.
如果你在3個月後仍然有同樣的感覺 If you continue to feel the same way even after 3 months,
來倫敦 come to London,
我會取消我的婚禮 I'll cancel my wedding.
你保證？我保證 You promise? I promise.
沙魯克汗出演的那部電影是什麼？ What's that movie with Shah Rukh Khan in it?
漂洋過海愛上你 ! DDLJ!
漂洋過海愛上你的風格，我會取消我的婚禮 我保證 DDLJ-style，I'll cancel my wedding. I promise.
你不會退縮吧？我不會的 You won't back out? I won't.
好了，現在我們可以盡情享受了嗎？ Okay，now can we please enjoy ourselves?
你剛才唱的是"雅瑪，雅瑪...” You were just singing "Yamma，yamma..."
"今晚是我們的全部” "Tonight is all we have"
"明天誰知道我們會在哪裡” "Tomorrow who knows Where we will be"
我們能做到那樣嗎？ Can we do that?
完美 Perfect.
"噢，仁慈的人” "O gracious one"
"從我看到你的那一刻起” "From the time I laid my eyes on you"
"噢，仁慈的人” "O gracious one"
"我無法把目光從你身上移開” "I cannot take my eyes off you"
"我想把你困在我的眼裡” "I want to trap you in my eyes"
"我希望你是我的” "I want you to be mine"
"我的愛" "My love"
"噢! 上帝啊，我能稱她為我的靈魂伴侶嗎？” "O God Can I call her my soulmate?"
"我的知己" "My confidant"
"噢! 上帝啊，我能稱她為我的靈魂伴侶嗎？” "O God Can I call her my soulmate?"
"我的知己" "My confidant"
"當我看著她的眼睛時” "When I look into her eyes"
"當她跟我說話的時候” "When she speaks to me"
"我聽到了旋律” "I hear melody"
"噢! 上帝啊，我能稱她為我的靈魂伴侶嗎？” "O God Can I call her my soulmate?"
"我的知己" "My confidant"
"我所只想要是一滴水而我卻得到了大海” "All I wanted was a drop And I was offered the ocean"
"太陽出現了而黑暗消失了” "The sun appeared And the darkness disappeared"
"我發誓我都是你的” "I swear I am all yours"
"我發誓我的心已經被你迷住了” "I swear I have lost my heart to you"
"這不僅僅是一個轉瞬即逝的階段” "This isn't just a passing phase"
"我想把你困在我的眼裡” "I want to trap you in my eyes"
"我希望你是我的” "I want you to be mine"
"我的愛" "My love"
"噢! 上帝啊，我能稱她為我的靈魂伴侶嗎？” "O God Can I call her my soulmate?"
"我的知己" "My confidant"
"噢! 上帝啊，我能稱她為我的靈魂伴侶嗎？” "O God Can I call her my soulmate?"
"我的知己" "My confidant"
卡蒂卡！Kartika!
所以，你帶著結婚卡片來的而不是簽證？ So，you came here with a wedding card instead of a visa?
印有別人名字的結婚卡片 A wedding card that has someone else's name printed on it.
我別無選擇，兄弟 I had no other option，bro.
我已經申請了簽證 我的申請被拒絕了 I had applied for a visa. My application got rejected.
仲介帶著我所有的錢跑了 The agent ran away with all my money.
我別無選擇 I had no option left.
我們彼此之間只有一掌之遙 We were just a palm's distance away from each other.
你知道嗎，我的朋友們認為我瘋了 You know，my friends thought I'd lost my mind.
我什麼都沒跟我媽說 I haven't told my mom anything.
我在她枕頭下面留了一封信就來這裡了 I left a letter under her pillow and came here.
上面寫著，"我很快就回來” It says，"I'll be back soon."
我知道當我回去的時候我會捱打的 I know I'll get thrashed when I go back.
沒關係的 It's okay.
我知道你會理解的 I know you'll understand.
你的演講激勵了我很多 Your speech is what inspired me so much.
"如果我們沒有在巴黎相遇，我們就會在阿姆斯特丹相遇" "If we hadn't met in Paris, we would've met in Amsterdam."
"如果不是阿姆利則，那就是昌迪加爾" "If not Amritsar，then Chandigarh."
"我會在世界的任何角落找到你，因為你是我的天命” "I'd find you in any corner of the world because you are my destiny."
"我愛你" "I love you."
聽著...那是一個不同的時間，一個不同的地方 Listen...that was a different time, a different place.
這只是一場簡單的婚禮招待會演講 就這樣 It was a simple wedding reception speech. That's it.
不，兄弟，別這麼說 No，bro，don't say that.
這不僅僅是一次演講 It wasn't just a speech.
這是一種哲學...一種關於愛的哲學 It was a philosophy...a philosophy on love.
它觸動了我內心最深處 It touched the deepest part of my heart.
所以，你來這裡是因為我的哲學，對嗎？ So，you came here because of my philosophy，right?
那麼這是我的新哲學 Then here's my new philosophy.
在你聽完之後，你會堅持要回印度的 After you hear that, you'll insist on going back to India.
有什麼大不了的? 我說了我很抱歉 What's the big deal? I said I'm sorry.
不是因為我說了實話 Not for speaking the truth.
我仍然覺得我說的是對的 I still feel that what I said was right.
但這不是合適的時間和地點，所以我很抱歉 But this wasn't the right place or time for it，and so I am sorry.
你抱歉？You are sorry?
哇! Wow!
他是中央部長，艾拉 He's the Central Minister，Ira.
這是一次正式的外交晚宴 It was an official diplomatic dinner.
這不是街頭集會抗議 It wasn't a street rally protest.
我邀請你和我的上級共進晚餐，而不是和他們爭吵的 I invited you to have dinner with my superiors，not to fight with them.
如果有人有與我們不同的政治觀點 If someone has political views that are different from ours,
我們開始尊重它，而不是開始攻擊它 we start respecting that and not start attacking it.
但你是你... But you being you...
你以我妻子的身分出現在那裡 You were there as my wife.
你並不是作為一個微不足道的社會活動家出現在那裡 You were not there as some two-bit social activist.
你說什麼？你怎麼敢! Excuse me? How dare you!
我的地位對你來說一點也不重要 你根本不在乎 My position never mattered to you. You don't care.
高塔，聽我說 不，你聽我說 Gautam，listen to me. No，you listen to me.
這不是第一次 This isn't the first time.
而我相信這也不會是最後一次 And I am sure this won't be the last time either.
先生，鑰匙鏈？ Sir，keychain?
女士，鑰匙鏈？只要五歐元，夫人 Ma'am，keychain? Just five euros，ma'am.
拜託 Please.
你是巴基斯坦人？ You are from Pakistan?
印度人？India?
跟這裡的一樣 請買一個 Same here. Please take one.
你吃飯了沒有? Have you eaten?
沒有，自從兩天前就沒有吃了 No，not since two days.
在這裡等著 我會馬上回來 Wait here. I'll be right back.
你叫什麼名字？ What's your name?
阿迪亞 Aditya.
你來自哪兒？ Where are you from?
印度薩哈蘭普爾 Saharanpur.
你待在哪裡？ Where do you stay?
到處 Here and there.
在18街捷運對面有一個營地 There's a camp across the 18th Street metro.
我通常住在那裡 I usually stay there.
我們有30-40個人住在那裡 30-40 of us live there.
印度人、巴基斯坦人、孟加拉國人和非洲人 Indians，Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Africans.
法國警方接到關於非法定居點的線報 French police had received a tip-off about an illegal settlement
許多年輕人和兒童被逮捕 Many young men and children have been arrested
移動! Move!
這些非法移民 These illegal immigrants,
其中大部分是印度人，很快就會被驅逐出境 most of who are Indians, will soon be deported
他就是那個相同的孩子... He's the same boy who...
我是攝影師拉凱什·亞達夫的拉傑什·坎博德，現場報道... This is Rajesh Kambode with cameraman Rakesh Yadav reporting live..
你向警察洩露消息了嗎？ Did you tip off the police?
看著我，高塔姆！ Look at me，Gautam!
你把定居點的事告訴警察了嗎？ Did you tell the police about that settlement?
冷靜，艾拉 Calm down，Ira.
冷靜? Calm down?
是的，是我做的 所以? Yes，I did. So?
你會允許一個陌生人住在你的房子裡嗎？ Will you allow a stranger to stay in your house?
你不會的，對吧？ You won't，right?
那麼法國為什麼要允許這樣做呢？ Then why should France allow it?
他們都是非法移民 They are all illegals.
你是在採取報復，是嗎？ You are taking revenge，aren't you?
就因為我和那個部長爭吵了？ Because I argued with that minister?
你瘋了，艾拉 You have lost your mind，Ira.
我正在跟你說話 I am talking to you.
我正在聽 I am listening.
你是誰，高塔姆？ Who are you，Gautam?
你已經不是我嫁的那個人了 You are not the man I married.
我還是相同的那個人 I am the same man.
我還是相同的"計劃者"高塔姆 I am the same "plan man" Gautam.
我以為我們結婚後你會改變 I thought you'd change after we get married.
你會變得更成熟一點 You'd become a bit more mature.
聽著，艾拉，我是個公務員 我只是一名員工 Look，Ira，I'm a government servant. I am just an employee.
不像你，我不能無緣無故地就開始抗議 Unlike you，I cannot just start protesting at the drop of a hat.
為什麼你總是拿我的工作來侮辱我？ Why do you keep insulting me with reference to my job?
我不是在侮辱你 I am not insulting.
我對你的工作也沒有意見 I have no problem with your job either.
對我的工作有意見的人是你 You are the one who has a problem with my job.
我對你有意見！ I have a problem with you!
我嫁給了你，高塔姆，不是印度政府 I married you Gautam, not the Government of India.
好吧，聽著 Okay，look.
聽著...艾拉！ Look...Ira!
拜託，我們別吵了 不，高塔姆 拜託 Please，let's not fight. No，Gautam. Please.
拜託，先走出你的"巴加特·辛格"革命區 Come on，first get out of your "Bhagat Singh" revolutionary zone.
拜託? Please?
我愛你，艾拉 I love you，Ira.
我真的是，對吧？ I really do，right?
我也愛你，高塔姆 I love you too，Gautam.
但我不喜歡你 But I don't like you.
我只是不再喜歡你了 I just don't like you anymore.
我...I...
我在這裡感到窒息 I feel suffocated here.
我...I...
我需要一些空間 I need some space.
我不知道該怎麼辦 I don't know what to do.
我...我需要離開 I...I need to leave.
我想走了 I want to go.
我必須走了，拜託 I need to go，please.
請讓我走 Please let me go.
我會給你叫輛計程車 I'll call you a taxi.
聽夠了嗎？ Heard enough?
這是我愛情故事的第二部分 This was part two of my love story.
簡短而且甜蜜 Short and sweet.
現在從它獲得靈感 Now get inspired by it,
並告訴我你想回印度 and tell me that you want to go back to India.
不是現在，兄弟 請不要那樣做 Not now，bro. Please don't do that.
我為她大老遠趕來 我怎麼能就這麼回去呢？ I have come so far for her. How can I just go back?
請幫我往前走，兄弟 Please help me move forward，bro.
你不明白，蛤？ You don't get it，huh?
你沒有什麼可以向前邁進的 You have nothing to move forward to.
你來這裡一無所獲 You came here for nothing.
那個女孩正心甘情願地嫁給別人，你這個笨蛋 That girl is willingly getting married to someone else，you fool.
沒有人在等你 No one is waiting for you.
你的愛情故事沒有一個快樂的結局 Your love story does not have a happy ending.
它只會把你帶到你的毀滅 It will only lead you to your doom.
你還不明白嗎？ Don't you get that?
命運，天命，定數，都是垃圾 Kismet，fate, destiny，it's all rubbish.
瑪莎莎，趕緊完成這孩子的文書工作 Marfatia，complete this boy's paperwork urgently.
並幫他訂下一趟去印度的航班 And book him the next flight to India.
請不要這樣，兄弟 Please don't，bro.
我會親自護送他去機場 I'll personally escort him to the airport.
哈囉? Hello?
先生，您得在機場酒店等一段時間 Sir，you'll have to wait at the airport hotel for some time
我一辦完手續就給你打電話 I'll call you once I am done with the paperwork
從現在起一切都被耽擱了 Things are delayed as of now
是啊，瑪莎莎 我在機場賓館，405房間 Yeah，Marfatia. I am at the airport hotel，room 405.
什麼耽擱了？ What's the delay?
先生，又有兩名非法移民被驅逐出境 Sir，two more illegals are being deported
處理他們的文書工作需要一些時間 It is taking some time to process their paperwork
我還需要20分鐘，先生 I need 20 minutes more，sir
好吧! 快點，拜託 Okay. Make that quick，please.
你一到這裡就給我打電話 我要下去了 And call me as soon as you are here. I'll head down.
是的 Yeah.
賈吉！對不起，兄弟！ Jaggi! Sorry，bro!
賈吉！Jaggi!
賈吉，住手！ Jaggi，stop!
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
下...下去 Down...get down.
別瘋了，賈吉 你在幹什麼？ Don't be mad，Jaggi. What are you doing?
聽我說 下來 別傻了 Listen to me. Get down. Don't be a fool.
你放棄得太早了，兄弟 我不會放棄的 You gave up too soon，bro. I won't give up.
我得走並去見卡蒂卡 I have to go and meet Kartika.
賈吉，別這麼做 我得走並去見卡蒂卡 Jaggi，don't do it. I have to go and meet Kartika.
你不明白 不，賈吉 聽我說 You don't get it. No，Jaggi. Listen to me.
我會跳的，兄弟 離我遠點 別傻了 把你的手給我 I'll jump，bro. Step away. Don't be stupid. Give me your hand.
不，兄弟 這是一個相當大的跌落，賈吉 No，bro. It's quite a fall，Jaggi.
我會跳的 閉嘴，賈吉 I'll jump. Shut up，Jaggi.
我會跳的 別傻了 把你的手給我 I'll jump. Don't be stupid. Give me your hand.
你應該走開 我會跳的 賈吉，聽我說 You should step away. I'll jump. Jaggi，listen to me.
你應該走開，我要跳下去了 You should step away, I am going to jump.
把你的手給我，賈吉 兄弟！ Give me your hand，Jaggi. Bro!
賈吉! Jaggi!
賈吉，你...別動！請放開我的手，兄弟 Jaggi，you...Stop moving! Please let go of my hand，bro.
請放手吧，兄弟 放開我 Please let go，bro. Let me go.
別動否則我們兩個都會死 Stop moving or else we both will die.
抓住我的手並且上來 Grab my hand and come up.
抓住我的手，來吧! Grab my hand，come on.
上來，賈吉 Come up，Jaggi.
把你的手給我，快點 Give me your hand，come on.
上來，好的，好的 是的 Come up，yeah，yeah. Yes.
是的，來吧! 是的，是的 趕快 Yeah，come on. Yeah，yeah. Come on.
是的 Yeah.
該死的笨蛋 Bloody fool.
抱歉，兄弟 Sorry，bro.
再見 See you later.
機場，火車站，汽車站... Airport，train station, bus station..
我已經把他的照片發到各處了，先生 I have sent his picture everywhere，sir
但我想他會躲上幾天 But I think he will go into hiding for a few days
不可能的，瑪莎莎 他會再試一次的 No chance，Marfatia. He'll make another attempt.
他很著急 He's in a hurry
他知道歐洲隧道有嚴密的安保措施而他會被抓的 He knows Eurotunnel has tight security and he'll get caught
從法國到倫敦只有一條路，那就是加萊 There's only one way to get from France to London，and that is Calais
他最後一次被抓到的相同地方 The same place where he was caught the last time
他會從那裡再試一次的，瑪莎莎 He'll make another attempt from there，Marfatia.
我要前往加萊 I'm heading to Calais.
賈吉！賈吉！Jaggi! Jaggi!
他們釋放了你？ They released you?
比拉爾 Bilal.
你好嗎？How are you?
發生了什麼事？ What happened?
沒什麼 It's nothing.
比拉爾，我必須不惜一切代價在週一早上之前趕到倫敦 Bilal，I need to reach London by Monday morning at any cost.
一定有辦法的 There has to be a way.
如果你有現金的話是可能的 It is possible if you have cash.
否則是不可能的 It is impossible otherwise.
你有現金嗎？ Do you have cash?
我只有一張回印度的機票 I just have a return ticket to India.
就是我被驅逐出境時他們給我的那個 那個行嗎？ The one that they gave me while deporting me. Will that do?
算了吧! 你剛才說你表弟什麼來著？ Forget that. What were you saying about your cousin?
他告訴我...He told me...
把他扔出去 Throw him out.
錢在哪裡？趕快 Where's the money? Come on.
站起來 你在幹什麼？ Get up. What are you doing?
你為什麼打我？ Why are you hitting me?
你為什麼打我？你在幹什麼？ Why are you hitting me? What are you doing?
檢查他的口袋 你在幹什麼？我... Check his pockets. What are you doing? I...
閉嘴! Shut up!
檢查他的口袋 我沒有任何錢 Check his pockets. I don't have any money.
閉嘴! 檢查他的口袋 Shut up! Check his pockets.
不，我沒有任何錢 No，I don't have any money.
我從哪裡弄到錢？我沒有任何錢 From where do I get the money? I don't have any money.
不許動 你把它藏在哪裡了？ Don't move. Where are you hiding it?
把它給我 Give it to me.
你為什麼打他？ Why are you hitting him?
嘿...我拿到錢了 到這兒來 Hey...I have the money. Come here.
我拿到錢了 我會給你的 I have the money. I'll give it to you.
過來，拉拉 我拿到錢了 Come here，Lala. I have the money.
我會給你的 我僅僅需要打個電話 I'll give it you. I just need to make a phone call.
我會拿到錢的 你會打電話給誰？ I'll get the money. Whom will you call?
有一個在印度大使館工作的人 There is a guy who works for the Indian Embassy.
他把我從拘留中心救了出來 He got me out of the detention centre.
我會打電話給他並請他拿錢來 I'll call him and ask him to get the money.
走開，老兄 Buzz off，kiddo.
兄弟，電話 Bro，phone.
給你 Here.
快點 我在試著回想他的電話號碼 Hurry up. I'm trying to recall his number.
他甚至不記得他的電話號碼了 He doesn't even remember his number.
所以，基本上，在桑吉特派對上，每個人都要表演 So，basically，at a sangeet party, everybody has to perform.
所以...請稍等 你好? So...Just one second. Hello?
卡蒂卡？Kartika?
是我，賈吉 It's me，Jaggi.
嗨! Hi!
媽的 好的 Shit. Okay.
當然了，賈吉，當... Of course，Jaggi，of...
是啊! 是嗎? Yeah. Yeah?
嗨，對不起，你好嗎？抱歉 Hi，sorry，how are you? Sorry.
我很好 聽著，我在法國 I am good. Listen，I am in France.
我很快就會到倫敦 I'll be in London soon.
等一下，你說的法國是什麼意思？ Hang on a second, what do you mean by France?
法國還能意味著什麼呢？法國、加萊、漂洋過海愛上你 What else can France mean? France，Calais，DDLJ.
我很快就會到倫敦了 備取消婚禮吧! I'll soon be in London. Get ready to cancel the wedding
快點，要求5,000塊錢 Hurry up，ask for 5,000 bucks.
我會要求的 等一等 至少讓我打個招呼吧! I will ask. Hold on. Let me at least say hi.
叫他快點 你好? Ask him to hurry up. Hello?
媽的，你差點嚇到我了，你這個白痴 Shit，you almost scared me, you idiot.
你這個笨蛋，如果我沒有聽到平基和雷恩在背景中的聲音 You fool，if I hadn't heard Pinky and Rane in the background,
我會相信你的 I would have believed you.
不管怎樣，阿姆利則怎麼樣？一切都好嗎？ Anyway，how's Amritsar? How's everything?
我不在阿姆利則，親愛的 I am not in Amritsar，love.
平基和雷恩沒跟我在一起 Pinky and Rane are not with me.
你應該去通知你父母我要來了 You should go and inform your parents that I am coming.
賈吉，請別開玩笑了 這一點都不好笑 Jaggi，please stop kidding. It's not funny.
這不是開玩笑的事，所以請... It's not something to joke about, so please...
他們會受到他們生命中最大的震撼 They will get the shock of their lives.
你在幹什麼？你在幹什麼？ What are you doing? What are you doing?
別開玩笑了...喂？ Don't joke...Hello?
他正在和一個女孩說話 He's talking to a girl.
我不是在和一個女孩說話 他的聲音很細 I am not talking to a girl. He has a thin voice.
怎麼了，賈吉？ What's going on，Jaggi?
聽著，我...Listen，I...
他在撒謊 我不是在和一個女孩說話 He is lying. I am not talking to a girl
這場騷亂是怎麼回事？ What's the commotion about?
聽著，我來了 我有...賈吉？ Listen，I am coming. I have...Jaggi?
哈囉? 把電話放下 Hello? Let go of the phone.
把電話放下 放手吧! 把電話放下 Let go of the phone. Let it go. Let go of the phone.
賈吉？我有... Jaggi? I have..
哈囉? 哈囉? Hello? Hello?
哈囉，對不起，電話從我手裡滑落了 Hello，sorry, the phone slipped off my hands.
繼續說，卡蒂卡 Keep talking，Kartika.
賈吉，你能不能別跟我開玩笑了？到底怎麼回事？哈囉? Jaggi，will you stop kidding me? What's going on? Hello?
卡蒂卡...把電話給我 Kartika...Give me the phone.
我好久沒聽到你的聲音了 It's been so long since I heard your voice.
我喜歡你的聲音 I love your voice.
等一下，出什麼事了？別擔心 Hang on a second，what's going on? Don't worry.
我來了，好嗎？你應該... I am coming，okay? You should...
聽著...卡蒂卡，我愛你 Listen...Kartika，I love you.
搞什麼...What the...
什麼? What?
您要撥的號碼目前無法接通 The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable
請稍後再試 Please try again later
這是法語，該號碼 It's French，the number.
他在該死的法國，寶貝 He's in bloody France，babe.
你能小聲一點嗎？ Will you keep it lower?
我們都知道他瘋了 一定是在開玩笑，我不知道 We all know he's crazy. Must be joking，I don't know.
我沒有叫他來 I didn't ask him to come.
打擾一下，女士，我是印度大使館的 Excuse me，ma'am, I'm from the Indian Embassy.
我在找一個叫賈吉的印度人 I'm looking for an Indian guy called Jaggi.
你是不是...Are you...
這是在開玩笑嗎？ Was this a joke?
我們可能都已經死了！笨蛋！ We both could have been dead! Fool!
抱歉，兄弟 Sorry，bro.
抱歉 Sorry.
我正要把他帶回巴黎 I'm bringing him back to Paris
飛機的狀況如何？ What's the status of the flight?
它已經起飛了，先生 It has already departed，sir
今晚的任何航班都沒有活動座位可用 No jump seats are available for tonight，in any flight
我們可以明天再試 We can try tomorrow
通知拘留中心 我會把他丟在那裡 Inform the detention centre. I'll drop him there.
那是什麼，兄弟？ What's that，bro?
大海 The sea.
而海的對岸是什麼？ And what's across the sea?
多佛市，英國 Dover，England.
真的嗎？For real?
能請你把車停下來一會兒嗎？ Can you please stop the car for a second?
拜託 僅僅讓我看看就行了 ，兄弟 Please. Just let me take a look at it. Please，bro.
我求求你了 就一會兒 I am begging you. Just for a minute.
閉嘴 Shut up.
拜託，兄弟 僅僅讓我看看就行了 Please，bro. Just let me take a look at it.
那裡，我停下了車 高興了嗎? There，I stopped the car. Happy?
我能下去好好看看嗎？ Can I get down to take a better look at it?
你想得美 You wish.
我在這個州不能去任何地方 I cannot go anywhere in this state.
而不管怎樣你要把我驅逐出境 And you are going to deport me anyway.
請讓我下去好好看一看 Please let me get down and take a better look at it.
謝謝，非常感謝 Thank you，thank you very much.
多佛意味著英格蘭，也就是意味著倫敦 Dover means England, which means London.
現在只有一個拇指的距離了 It's just a thumb's distance away now.
看起來很接近了，兄弟 It seems quite close，bro.
20英哩 就這樣? 僅僅20英哩？ 20 miles. That's it? Just 20 miles?
人們可以很容易地游完這段距離 One can easily swim the distance.
去 Go.
去並游到你的目的地去吧! Go and swim to your destination.
對我來說又少了一個頭疼問題 One less headache for me.
進去那裡而我們甚至不能找到你的屍體 Get in there and we won't even be able to recover your body.
我甚至不用費心把你驅逐出境 I won't even have to take the trouble of deporting you.
真的嗎？真的 Really? Really.
強勁的水流，零度以下的溫度 Heavy currents, sub-zero temperature.
十分鐘後你會凍死 You'll freeze to death in ten minutes.
如果我運氣好而你最後在渡輪的螺旋槳下 If I am lucky and you end up under a ferry's propeller,
那你就成了碎肉了 then you'll be mincemeat.
拜託，別這麼悲觀 Come on，don't be so pessimistic.
你以前很浪漫的 You used to be so romantic.
你現在變得如此咄咄逼人 You have become so aggressive now.
真的嗎，你想讓我在螺旋槳下？ Really，you want me under a propeller?
我需要一些好消息，瑪麗莎 I could do with some good news, Marfatia.
先生，拘留中心已經關閉了 Sir，the detention centre is closed.
你說關閉是什麼意思？ What do you mean closed?
這不是一個他們可以關閉的度假勝地 讓他們打開它 It's not a resort that they can close. Get them to open it.
先生，沒有法庭命令他們是不會把他帶回去的 Sir，they won't take him back without court orders
而且，今天是週末，先生 這裡不是印度 Also，it's a weekend，sir. This is not India.
大家都回家了 Everyone's gone home.
哦，順便說一下，我在機場和穆利談過了 Oh，by the way, I spoke to Murli at the airport.
他的航班在週一早上起飛 His flight leaves on Monday morning
你說他星期一早上起飛是什麼意思？ What do you mean by his flight leaves on Monday morning?
接下來的兩天我該拿他怎麼辦？ What do I do with him for the next two days?
沒有其他選擇了，先生 我們現在怎麼辦？ There is no other option，sir. What do we do now?
在我頭上跳舞 Dance over my head.
別笑 我沒有笑，先生 Don't laugh. I didn't laugh，sir
不是你，瑪莎莎 我會回來的 Not you，Marfatia. I'll get back.
好的 Okay.
當你全心全意想要某樣東西的時候 When you want something with all your heart and mind,
整個宇宙都在協力幫助你實現它 all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
聽著，我會忍受你兩天 Look，I will have to tolerate you for two days.
你有幾個選擇 You have a couple of options.
你的第一個選擇是...這個 Your first option is...this.
不，兄弟，你在說什麼？ No，bro，what are you saying?
我會照你說的做 好的 I'll do as you say. Good.
上帝作証! By God!
當護士說，"在吃藥之前吃點東西” When the nurse said，"Eat something before you take a pill,"
她指的是塗了奶油的吐司、一個蘋果之類的東西 she meant a buttered toast, an apple or something like that.
她不是說你狼吞虎嚥地吃完餐館裡的每一樣東西 She didn't mean you gobble down everything in the restaurant.
你知道嗎，我媽媽總是說 You know，my mother always says,
"在別人吃飯的時候打斷他們是一種罪過” "It's a sin to interrupt anyone when they are eating."
你是Tinder手機社交應用程式一代的羅密歐 You are a Tinder generation Romeo.
你對愛一無所知 You don't know shit about love.
你喜歡哲學，不是嗎？ You love philosophies，don't you?
這是另一個 Here's another one.
生活就像一頓自助餐 Life is like a buffet.
首先是沙拉櫃檯，然後是醃菜櫃檯 First comes the salad counter, followed by the pickles counter,
然後是主菜 then comes the main course,
各式各樣的菜餚 a variety of dishes,
最後是甜點 followed by dessert in the end.
你的問題是你在沙拉吧停了下來 Your problem is that you have stopped at the salad bar,
而你認為這就是他們所提供的一切 and you assume that this is all that is being offered.
你錯了 You are wrong.
繼續往前走 Keep going ahead.
看看它的種類吧! 你會發瘋的 Check out the variety. You'll go crazy.
你懂我的意思嗎？ Are you getting me?
去跟她打個招呼然後自我介紹一下 Go say hi to her and introduce yourself.
去吧! Go on.
真的嗎？Really?
但是我的法語很差 But I am quite weak in French.
忍住說旁遮普語，而她會教你法語 Refrain from speaking in Punjabi, and she'll teach you French.
給你 Here.
去，請她喝一杯 Go，offer her a drink.
謝謝 Thank you.
聽著? Listen?
不要試圖逃跑 Don't try to run away.
我就坐在這裡 I am sitting right here.
我能坐下來嗎？ Can I sit?
是的 Yes.
你們很多人都喜歡答應 You lot love to say yes.
嗨，嗨! Hi，hi.
我叫賈吉 My name is Jaggi.
妳的名字是什麼？ What is your name?
我叫艾米麗 My name is Emily.
艾米麗 好的 Emily. Okay.
Rue num..."3號，Rue De La Rouge" Rue num..."Number 3，Rue De La Rouge."
"Rue"的意思是路 好的 "Rue" means road. Okay.
我們能去那裡嗎？ Can we go there?
你動作真快 You are fast.
等一下 Wait a second.
那個女孩給了你她的地址，而你想讓我帶你去那裡？ That girl gave you her address, and you want me to take you there?
我不是你的汽車司機 I am not your chauffeur.
我是一名即將驅逐你的高級專員公署官員 懂嗎? I am a high commission officer who is about to deport you. Got it?
我們走吧! 我從沒說過你是我的汽車司機 Let's go. I never said you are my chauffer.
你是我的兄弟 你是我的導師 You are my brother. You are my guru.
我不是那種男孩 你誤會了 I am not that kind of a boy. You misunderstand.
我來自一個體面的家庭 I come from a decent family.
我很瞭解你 I know you quite well.
我們走吧! Let's go.
這至少能讓你不再為那個女孩瘋狂 This will at least stop you from going gaga over that girl.
我們已經到達您的目的地了 We've reached your destination.
三號路 Rue number three.
我們到了 靠邊停車，兄弟 We are here. Pull over，bro.
停，停，停 Stop，stop，stop.
Si.
La.
我不想要領帶，叔叔 I don't want a tie，uncle.
尺寸 Size.
那就這麼說吧! 別胡說八道了，好吧! Then say that. Stop talking nonsense，yeah.
稍等一下好嗎？ Just hold one second?
我能用一下你的手機嗎，兄弟？ Can I have your phone，bro?
我會問問卡蒂卡她的尺碼是多少 I'll ask Kartika what her size is.
謝謝 Thank you.
把這個列入供最後挑選用的名單 這個好 Shortlist this one. It's good.
你去和他談 You talk to him.
我不在乎 I don't care.
哈...哇! 哈囉? Hel...Whoa! Hello?
哈囉，卡蒂卡？你的衣服尺碼是多少？ Hello，Kartika? What's your dress size?
蛤? Huh?
我們知道你在用電腦來撥打法國號碼 We know you are using a computer to call from a French number,
所以玩笑開完了，賈吉 so the joke is done，Jaggi.
我為什麼要開玩笑呢，親愛的？ Why would I joke，darling?
你不相信我嗎？ You don't believe me?
你想要證據？等等，我給你發一張照片等一下 You want proof? Wait, I'll send you a picture. Hang on.
什麼？你想讓我相信 What? You want me to believe
你大老遠從阿姆利則坐飛機來法國？ that you came all the way from Amritsar to France in a plane?
誰說飛機的事了？ Who said anything about a plane?
我是搭便車來的 I came here hitchhiking.
這並不好笑，賈吉 你瘋了嗎？ It's not funny，Jaggi. Have you gone crazy?
你在說什麼呀？ What are you saying?
是的，我對它很著迷 Yes，I am crazy about it.
現在快告訴我你的衣服尺碼 我在一家商店裡 我有朋友 Now quickly tell me your dress size. I am in a shop. I have company.
好吧，好的，就這樣了 Okay fine，that's it.
好吧，你做得太過分了 別開玩笑 Okay，you're stretching it too far. Stop joking.
我當時不是在開玩笑 I wasn't joking back then.
而且我現在不是在開玩笑 And I am not joking now.
我是為你來這兒的 I am here for you
試著來理解，卡蒂卡 我愛你 Try to understand，Kartika. I love you.
我要結婚了，賈吉 你為什麼要這麼說？ I am getting married，Jaggi. Why are you saying this?
我們會結婚的 We will get married.
我們會彼此結婚的 We will get married to each other.
但在那之前我們會有一場激烈的風流韻事 But we will have a torrid affair before that.
一場瘋狂的風流事 A crazy love affair.
你說過如果我來，你就會取消婚禮 所以我就來此了 You said if I come，you'll cancel your wedding. So here I am
好吧，好吧，別說了，好嗎? 我只是在開玩笑 Okay，okay，stop it，okay. I was just joking.
你瘋了嗎？ Are you crazy?
我不會認真地說這樣的話 I wouldn't say such things seriously.
什麼？你在期待什麼？ What? What are you expecting?
你會來這裡而我會取消我的婚禮？ That you'll come here and I'll cancel my wedding?
那是不可能的，好嗎？ That is not gonna happen，okay?
好吧，我喜歡你 Fine，I like you.
我知道呀! 看，這就是我所說的 I know. See，that's what I am talking about.
你瘋了 你不聽我的 You are crazy. You don't listen to me.
你不切實際 You are impractical.
賈吉，拜託... Jaggi，please...
哈囉? Hello?
好了，我的電池沒電了 仔細聽我說 Okay，my battery is low. Listen to me carefully.
如果你真的在法國，請回去吧! If you are really in France, please go back.
聽著，卡蒂卡... Listen，Kartika...
你是我的第一名 you are my number one,
而我是你的頭號人物 你聽懂了嗎？ and I am your number one. Do you get that?
哈囉? Hello?
她忙著罵我，她忘了告訴我她的衣服尺碼 She got so busy scolding me that she forgot to tell me her dress size.
她的手機沒電了 Her phone's battery is dead.
我知道 I know.
而她住在倫敦一個那裡沒有電的偏遠村莊 And she stays in a remote village of London where there is no electricity.
哈囉? 哈囉? 是的? Hello? Hello? Yeah?
尺碼? Size?
臀部？Hips?
胸部? Chest?
兄弟，叫他乖乖的否則我結果是打他耳光 Bro，ask him to behave or I end up slapping him.
告訴他她的尺碼 Tell him her size.
尺碼? Size?
等一下 One second.
身高是...Height is...
錯誤的樣式 Wrong model.
好的 Okay.
看著我 Watch me.
所以當我們擁抱的時候，就是... So when we hug，it's...
就這麼多 This much.
身高...Height....
就這麼多 This much.
肩膀，身高，腰圍 Shoulder，height，waist.
這就是你要的? Voila?
完美 打五折 Perfect. Discount 50%.
真的嗎？Really?
謝謝你，叔叔 Thanks，uncle.
"我的至愛就是我的財富” "My beloved is my wealth"
"我的愛人是我的墮落” "My beloved is my downfall"
"我們分享的愛見證了這一點” "The love we share Bears witness to that"
"我的至愛就是我的財富” "My beloved is my wealth"
"我的愛人是我的墮落” "My beloved is my downfall"
"我們分享的愛見證了這一點” "The love we share Bears witness to that"
"我的愛" "My love"
"我為你的長壽祈禱” "I pray for your long life"
"我想要你的愛的回憶” "I want the memories of your love"
"永遠銘刻在我心中” "To forever stay engraved In my heart"
給我點私人空間怎麼樣，兄弟？ How about some privacy，bro?
那有麥片和牛奶 There's cereal，milk.
給你 Here you go.
咖啡 Coffee.
兄弟？Bro?
你想她嗎？You miss her?
我是說食物 I mean the food.
她做的所有美味的印度美食 All the delicious Indian delicacies that she cooked.
現在你只吃麥片和牛奶什錦早餐 Now you only eat cereals and mueslis.
你懷念它，不是嗎？ You miss it，don't you?
我能感覺到 它在你的眼睛裡是可見的 I can feel it. It is visible in your eyes.
忘掉你的感覺，並把它吃完 Forget your feeling and just finish this.
我明白了! I see!
你有過婚外情 You had an affair.
哦，閉嘴 Oh，shut up.
這就是生活 This is life.
生活 Life.
別表現得像個被遺棄的情人，兄弟 Stop acting like a forlorn lover，bro.
很好，所以她心煩並走了 Fine，so she got upset and left.
你為什麼不能去說服她回來呢？ Why can't you go and convince her to come back?
去把她找回來 Go and get her.
好的，我也和你一起去 Okay，I too will come with you.
別那麼激動並坐下吧! Stop getting so excited and sit down.
艾拉想要離開 這就是她想要的 Ira wanted to leave. This is what she wanted.
故事結束了 怎麼能在這裡結束呢？ End of story. How can it end here?
告訴我，你是怎麼說服她的？ Tell me，what did you do to convince her?
你道歉了嗎？ Did you apologize?
你哭了嗎？你乞求過嗎？ Did you cry? Did you beg?
你是拜倒在她的腳下還是在她面前鞠躬？ Did you grovel at her feet or bow before her?
你沒有 You didn't.
看著我 Look at me.
你是個跟蹤狂 You are a stalker.
我 一個跟蹤者？ Me a stalker?
是的 Yes.
什麼...What...
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
我在給艾拉打電話 I'm calling Ira.
把我的手機給我 把手機還給我！ Give me my phone. Give me my phone back!
高塔姆？把我的... Gautam? Give me my...
哈囉? Hello?
哈囉，高塔姆? Hello，Gautam?
哈囉? Hello?
嗨! Hi.
你是不是誤打錯電話給我了？ Did you call me by mistake?
不是 No.
我是說，我只是... I mean，I was just...
奇怪的是你打來電話 Strange that you called.
我正要給你打電話呢! I was just about to call you.
好的 我們今天能見面嗎？ Okay. Can we meet today?
午餐? Lunch?
如果你很忙也沒關係 我明白 It's okay if you are busy. I understand.
不...我是說，是的，我可以 No...I mean，yes，I can.
當然 Sure.
靠近你辦公室附近嗎？是的 Near your office? Yeah
一點好嗎？ One o'clock?
聽起來很完美 Sounds perfect.
我很快就會見到你的 I'll see you soon.
再見 See you.
你應該多笑一笑，兄弟 You should smile more often，bro.
你的臉亮了起來 Your face lights up.
你看起來真宜人 You look so nice.
嗨! Hi.
艾拉！Ira!
你好嗎？How are you?
你是誰？Who are you?
是我，賈吉 It's me，Jaggi.
記得嗎，我參加過你的婚禮？ Remember, I had attended your wedding?
"你是哪一方來的？” "Whose side are you from?"
"我？我是從我這方來的” "Me? I am from my side."
哦，是的，我記得 Oh，yeah，I remember.
什麼風把你吹來了，賈吉？ What brings you here，Jaggi?
事實上，我要結婚了 Actually，I am getting married.
哦，恭喜你 謝謝 Oh，congratulations. Thank you.
所以，我來邀請你和高塔姆 So，I came to invite you and Gautam.
謝謝 Thanks.
賈吉，你為什麼不為自己點點東西呢？ Jaggi，why don't you order something for yourself?
當然 好的 Sure. Okay.
好的 Okay.
再見 Bye.
他對你做了什麼？ What is he doing with you?
說來話長，艾拉 Long story，Ira.
實際上，我必須把他驅逐出境 Actually，I have to deport him.
驅逐出境? Deport?
那他為什麼這麼高興呢？ Then why is he so happy?
他遭受永恆幸福之苦 He suffers from perpetual happiness.
對他來說太好了 Good for him.
你和我，我們很不一樣，高塔姆 You and I, we are quite different，Gautam.
我想我們從來沒有真正的機會，不是嗎？ I guess we never really had a chance，did we?
你...你只對藍色的陰影很滿意 You...you're happy with just the shades of blue.
我看到紅色、綠色、紫色、黑色...但你只看到藍色 I see red，green，violet, blacks...but you only see blue.
你只看到藍色 You only see blue.
我們太不一樣了 We're so different.
不管怎樣，我的辦公室裡有個民事律師 Anyway，there's a civil lawyer in my office.
他已經準備好了我們的離婚文件 He has prepared our divorce papers.
你只需要在上面簽字就行了 You just need to sign them.
當然，你可以先讀一讀 You can first read them，of course.
而且這是屬於你的 And this belongs to you.
我在想 I was wondering,
如果我有這件保暖泳衣，我就能游到倫敦去了 if I had this thermal swimsuit, I could swim to London.
畢竟，它只有20英哩遠 After all，it's just 20 miles away.
不，沒關係 No，it's okay.
也許改天吧! 別擔心 Maybe some other time. No worries.
顯示給我看看你會怎麼游 Show me how you'll swim.
來吧，只有20英哩 Come on，it's just 20 miles.
你能做到的，加油 You can do it，come on.
不，不，不，不，不 No，no，no，no，no.
你將沒有任何東西可以從外面得到支撐 You won't have anything to take support from out there.
你是超人 You are Superman.
愛是你的超能力，對吧？ Love is your superpower，right?
所以去游泳吧! 去 游泳 So go and swim. Go. Swim.
快點，遊過去！ Come on，swim!
已經到倫敦了嗎？ Made it to London already?
你不能游渡英吉利海峽的 You cannot swim across the English Channel.
你應該把這句話刻在你的腦海裡 You should have that engraved in your brain.
那個女孩不是在等你 你不會和她結婚的 That girl is not waiting for you. You won't be getting married to her.
你的愛情故事結束了 結束了! Your love story is over. It's over!
您飛往印度的航班將於週一起飛 Your flight for India leaves on Monday,
而那就是當這扇門打開時 and that's when this door will open.
高塔姆? Gautam?
高塔姆！Gautam!
高塔姆！醒醒吧！ Gautam! Wake up!
高塔姆！Gautam!
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
到底怎麼回事？ What's going on?
你在這裡幹什麼？ What are you doing here?
你凌晨4點給我打電話 You called me at four in the morning.
當我醒來時，我看到有10通你的未接電話 When I woke up，I saw I had 10 missed calls from you.
我整個上午都在給你回電話 I've been trying to call you back the whole morning.
我沒給你打電話，好嗎？ I didn't call you，okay?
我打電話給你了？ I called you?
是的 Yes.
高塔姆，便條 Gautam，note.
"我能否到達我的目的地掌握在上帝的手中” "Whether I reach my destination or not lies in the hands of God."
但如果我不試一試，我會死的 But I will die if I don't even try
這就是為什麼我要走 That's why I am going
我從你的錢包裡拿了一些現金 I have taken some cash from your wallet
很抱歉給您添麻煩了 而且謝謝你... Sorry for the trouble. And thank you..
把我照顧得這麼好 for taking such good care of me
我們倆都得跨越一些界線，兄弟 We both have to cross some borders，bro
我們都有很長的路在我們面前要走 We both have a long way ahead of us
我正全心全意地試圖接近卡蒂卡 I am trying with all my heart and soul to reach Kartika
兄弟，你沒有試過，直到你全心全意地試過 Bro，you haven't tried until you try with all your heart and soul
願上帝與你同在 May God be with you
這是什麼，高塔姆？ What is this，Gautam?
那個男孩...That boy...
他做了什麼？ what did he do?
您有一個語音信箱 You have a voicemail
卡蒂卡，我來了 Kartika，I am coming
如果我被耽擱了，請等我 Please wait for me if I get held up
如果那有你信仰的上帝 If there is a God you believe in,
請為我祈禱，好嗎？ please pray for me，will you?
我愛你 I love you
哈囉，賈吉？ Hello，Jaggi?
我是高塔姆 This is Gautam.
先生，我是卡蒂卡 Sir，this is Kartika.
他在那兒嗎？ Is he there?
先生，我收到一條語音信箱 Sir，I got a voicemail.
他說的是關於游泳的事 He was saying something about swimming.
我能僅僅和他談談嗎，先生？ Can I just talk to him，sir?
我...我現在只想和他談談 I...I just want to talk to him right now.
我們還在想辦法 We're still figuring it out.
想辦法? 比如什麼？ Figuring it out? As in what?
他失蹤了 He's missing.
我一發現什麼就給你回電話，好嗎？ I'll call you back as soon as I find out anything，okay?
那是誰？Who was that?
他瘋狂地愛上了這個女孩 He is madly in love with this girl.
他想游過英吉利海峽 He wants to swim across the English Channel
然後去倫敦見她 你能相信嗎？ and go to London to meet her. Can you believe this?
他瘋了 他會死的 He's crazy. He will die.
他是個白痴 He's an idiot.
我需要做點什麼 I need to do something.
這是一種自殺 It's a suicide.
我將必須做點什麼 I'll have to do something.
聽著，我真的很抱歉他不該把你牽扯進來 Look，I'm really sorry he shouldn't have involved you in this.
他不該打擾你的 我真的很抱歉 He shouldn't have disturbed you. I'm really sorry.
不，高塔姆 No，Gautam.
你不需要道歉 You don't have to be sorry.
這比你我都重要得多 This is much bigger than you and me.
他可能會死 He could die.
聽著，你應該聯繫海岸警衛隊 Look，you should contact the coast guard.
我在海邊有志願者可以幫我們找到賈吉 I've got volunteers along the coast who can help us find Jaggi.
所以，僅僅讓我幫你吧，好嗎？ So，just let me help you，okay?
"我想讓你成為我的神，這樣我就可以崇拜你” "I want make you my god So that I can worship you"
"我祈求你的陪伴，這樣我才能向你尋求支持” "I pray for your companionship So that I seek support from you"
"我想為你祈禱和祈求” "I want to pray and ask for you"
"我想讓你銘刻在我的心中” "I want you engraved in my heart"
"我想讓你成為我永遠不會放棄的習慣” "I want you to be a habit I can never let go of"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我想讓你成為我的命運” "I want to make you my fate"
"我想讓你成為我的愛人” "I want you to be my love"
"我希望你成為我發自內心的祈禱” "I want you to be My heartfelt prayer"
"我想讓你成為我永遠不會放棄的習慣” "I want you to be a habit I can never let go of"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我想讓你成為我的命運” "I want to make you my fate"
"我想讓你成為我的愛人” "I want you to be my love"
"我希望你成為我發自內心的祈禱” "I want you to be My heartfelt prayer"
"我想讓你成為我永遠不會放棄的習慣” "I want you to be a habit I can never let go of"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"為什麼我們會受到限制？” "Why are we bound by limitations?"
"為什麼我們會受到界限的限制？” "Why are we restricted By boundaries?"
"為什麼我們之間有這麼大的距離？” "Why do we have so much distance Between us?"
"當我們的目的地相同時” "When our destination is the same"
"為什麼我們的路徑不一樣？” "Why are our paths not the same?"
"我想為愛設定一個榜樣” "I want to set an example for love"
"我想把我們的愛情故事寫在水上” "I want to pen our love story On water"
賈吉，你不是尼莫 你是一條鯊魚 Jaggi，you are not Nemo. You are a shark
快點，快點，快點..."發出響亮的暗示” Come on，come on，come on..."Be that resounding inkling"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我想讓你住在我的心裡” "I want you to dwell in my heart"
"我想保持沉默，並讓你成為我的微笑” "I want to stay wordless And make you my smile"
"我想讓你成為上帝的祝福” "I want you to be A blessing from God"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我想讓你成為我的命運” "I want to make you my fate"
"我想讓你成為我的愛人” "I want you to be my love"
"我希望你成為我發自內心的祈禱” "I want you to be My heartfelt prayer"
"我想讓你成為我永遠不會放棄的習慣” "I want you to be a habit I can never let go of"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"這片大海將為我作證” "This sea shall bear my witness"
"你可以稱它為罪，或者稱之為愛” "You can call it a sin Or call it love"
"我希望你成為我的法官和陪審團” "I want you to be My judge and jury"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
他想橫渡英吉利海峽和你在一起 He was trying to cross the English Channel to be with you.
海岸警衛隊救了他，使他免於溺水 The coast guard saved him from drowning.
他瘋了嗎？Is he mad?
他瘋了嗎？ Is he out of his mind?
什麼？What?
他還好嗎，先生？ Is he fine，sir?
是的，他很好 Yes，he is fine.
我很...我很抱歉 I'm so...I'm so sorry.
謝謝 Thank you.
非常感謝你 Thank you so much.
我能問你些什麼嗎？ Can I ask you something?
是的? Yes?
如果他去了倫敦，你會取消婚禮嗎？ Would you have cancelled your wedding had he made it to London?
不會 No.
我不知道 我...我不知道 我... I don't know. I...I don't know. I...
我說得很清楚，先生 I was clear，sir.
我很清楚這件事 當然，它... I was quite clear about it. Of course，it...
我是說我很實際 I mean I am practical.
我有腦子 當然，我不會取消我的婚禮 I have a brain. Of course, I wouldn't cancel my wedding.
我不知道 I don't know
你感到內疚嗎？ Are you feeling guilty?
這不是內疚，先生 我... It's not guilt，sir. I...
我可能無法解釋這一點 我... I might not be able to explain it. I...
誰會做這種事，先生？ Who does such a thing，sir?
在這種日子和時代... In this day and age...
一個人怎麼處理這麼多的愛，先生？ How does one deal with so much love，sir?
我很困惑，先生 I am confused，sir.
我該怎麼辦？ What should I do?
你得做決定，卡蒂卡 You need to decide，Kartika.
你需要三思而後行 You need to think before you decide.
不要做情緒化的決定 Don't make an emotional decision.
如果你愛他這個決定是很容易的 The decision is easy if you love him.
如果你不愛他那就更容易了 And it is even easier if you don't love him.
你還記得你九歲的時候 You remember when you were nine,
你媽媽和我經常吵架嗎？ your mom and I used to argue a lot?
你還記得那個嗎？ Do you remember that?
在我的生命中還有另外一個人 There was someone else in my life.
我和她在一起很開心 I was very happy with her.
你媽媽和我，我們是朋友，但是... Your mom and I, we are friends，but...
你知道 you know.
我考慮過為了她離開你 I contemplated leaving you for her.
但我沒有 But I didn't.
我選擇了你 I chose you.
我選擇了我的家庭 I chose my family.
超越我自己，我的感覺和愛 Over myself，my feelings and love.
而你知道嗎？ And you know what?
我做了正確的決定 I made the right decision.
你像我做一樣，卡蒂卡 You take after me，Kartika.
你是個現實主義者 You are a realist.
你很實際 You are practical.
你不是一個浪漫的傻瓜 You are not a romantic fool.
忘了運動營裡發生的事吧! Forget what happened at the sports camp.
想想你的未來 Think about your future.
你還有很長的路要走 You have a long way ahead of you.
你必須為自己創造一種生活... You have to make a life for yourself...
和卡蘭 with Karan.
你明白嗎？ Do you understand?
兄弟，你知道... Bro，you know...
索尼過去每天都會遊過謝納布河去見麻瓜 Sohni used to swim across River Chenab every day to meet Mahiwal.
而我不能... And I couldn't...
我一次都做不到 I couldn't do it even once.
哈囉? 你到底在想什麼？ Hello? What the hell were you thinking?
你腦子裡到底在想什麼？ What exactly was going on in your mind?
如果你出了什麼事怎麼辦？ What if something would have happened to you?
你一直對我說你愛我 這就是你有多愛我？ You keep telling me that you love me. That's how much you love me?
你知道我在這裡經歷了什麼嗎？ You know what I was going through over here?
我...我什麼？別口吃了 I...I what? Stop stammering.
這不是開玩笑 我要結婚了 This isn't a joke. I am getting married.
而且看看你對我做了什麼 And look at what you are doing to me.
賈吉，你不成熟，不切實際，是他媽的復仇者聯盟級別的白痴！ Jaggi，you are immature，impractical, and a fucking Avengers-level idiot!
而我甚至更糟... And I am even worse...
因為我愛你 because I love you.
蛤? 什麼？Huh? What?
我愛你 I love you.
你這白痴 You idiot.
我也愛你，卡蒂卡 I love you too，Kartika.
現在別笑了 Now stop smiling.
你高興的跳舞，是嗎？ You are dancing with joy, aren't you?
不是 No.
一點點? A little?
告訴我 Tell me.
不是 No.
我愛你 I love you.
你打算在電話裡娶她嗎? Do you plan to marry her over the phone,
還是你想去那裡？ or do you want to go there?
我們走吧! Let's go.
我們有很多工作要做 We have a lot of work to do.
早上好，瑪莎莎 Good morning，Marfatia.
真的很抱歉在星期天打擾你 Really sorry to disturb you on a Sunday.
僅僅告訴我，我們把損壞的 Just tell me something in which cabinet do we keep
被盜的和丟失的護照放在哪個櫃子裡？ the files of damaged, stolen and missing passports?
6D，先生 6D，sir
有什麼問題嗎，先生？不，不 Some problem，sir? No，no
我可以來辦公室 我只需要半個小時 I can come to the office. It will just take me half an hour
不，不，不 不，瑪莎莎 No，no，no. No，Marfatia
如果還有什麼事，我會打電話給你 If there's anything else, I'll call you
所以，你想讓我取消婚禮？ So，you want me to cancel the wedding?
這是我的婚禮，爸爸 It is my wedding，Dad.
我會決定的 I'll decide.
你當時沒聽到我說的話嗎？ Didn't you hear anything I said back then?
我聽到了，爸爸 I heard you，Dad.
爸爸，我自己選擇了 Dad，I choose myself.
不是你，不是媽媽，而更不是卡蘭 Not you，not Mom, and definitely not Karan.
如果我不快樂，我怎麼能讓別人快樂呢？ How can I keep anyone happy if I am not happy?
你認為你做了正確的決定嗎？ You think you had made the right decision?
你說你這麼做是為了你的家人 You say you did it for your family.
我們有家庭嗎？ Do we have a family?
你快樂嗎？ Are you happy?
你能看到我變成了什麼樣子嗎？ Can you see what I have become?
爸爸，如果你離開我和媽媽幾年 Dad，if you had left me and Mom for a couple of years
或者為了這件事永遠離開我們 or left us forever for that matter,
在一段時間內會有問題 it would have been problematic for some time,
但我們本可以做到的 but we would have managed it.
相信我，我們會的 Trust me，we would have.
但你認為我們很軟弱，你妥協了所有人的生活 But you thought we were weak and you compromised everyone's life.
你才是那個軟弱的人，爸爸 You were the one who was weak，Dad.
我不軟弱 I am not weak.
對不起我不像你一樣 I am sorry I am not like you.
我不會犯同樣的錯誤 I won't make the same mistake.
跟我來 Come with me.
什麼？嘿! What? Hey!
什麼？What?
拉傑什？爸爸，你在... Rajesh? Dad，what are you...
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
怎麼啦？What is wrong?
什麼？What?
嗨，亞歷克斯，我是印度大使館的高塔姆 Hi，Alex, Gautam here from Indian Embassy
早上好，高塔姆 我怎樣幫助你呢？ Morning，Gautam. How can I help you?
問題是，我這裡有個印度小夥子 The thing is, I have an Indian lad over here,
他在巴黎丟了護照和證件 who has lost his passport and papers in Paris,
他急需趕到倫敦參加一場家庭婚禮 and he urgently needs to get to London for a family wedding.
他有英國簽證嗎？ Does he have a UK visa?
是的，當然，當然 Yes，of course，of course.
他持有有效簽證 He has a valid visa.
讓我做一件事 Let me do one thing,
我會把他的詳細資料寄給你，而你為什麼不去看看？ I'll send you all his details and why don't you have a look?
他的名字是阿吉特·納加卡 His name is Ajit Nagarkar
但問題是他明天必須去那裡 But the thing is he needs to be there tomorrow.
這不是很短的通知嗎？ Isn't that a short notice?
是的，那是的 Yeah，that is.
但我會承擔他的直接責任，你知道的 But I'll take his direct responsibility，you know.
我真的很抱歉讓你背上這個包袱 I'm really sorry to saddle you with this.
我會看看我能做什麼 交給我吧! I'll see what I can do. Leave it with me.
太感謝你了，亞歷克斯 我請客，是的 Thank you so much，Alex. It's on me，yeah.
再見了 再見 Bye now. Cheers.
你為什麼試圖毀了你的事業？ Why are you trying to destroy your career?
如果你被抓了怎麼辦？ What if you get caught?
這將是一場外交混亂 你會被監禁的 It will be a diplomatic mess. You will be imprisoned.
你將失去你迄今所成就的一切 You will lose everything you've achieved so far.
你可能會失去一切 You can lose everything.
我失去的不能比我已經失去的更多 I cannot lose more than what I have already lost.
這個男孩旅行了6.000公里趕來見那個女孩，因為他愛她 This boy travelled 6,000 kilometres to meet that girl because he loves her.
我連走40英呎都不能把你帶回我的生活 And I couldn't even walk 40 feet to get you back into my life.
如果不是我自己 If not my own,
我至少可以擺正別人的生活 I can at least set right someone else's life.
我要去倫敦 I am going to London.
我會在兩天後回來並帶你離開這裡 I'll come back in two days and get you out of here.
在那之前，你應該遠離他們 Until then, you should stay away from them.
你會怎麼去倫敦？ How will you go to London?
我在大使館的朋友，高塔姆，會幫我的 My friend in the embassy, Gautam，will help me.
忘掉英國和倫敦 Forget about UK and London.
你應該和我一起去印度 You should come to India with me.
我無法告訴你我媽媽會有多高興 I cannot tell you how happy my mom will be.
她將有一個兒媳婦和另一個兒子 She will get a daughter-in-law and another son.
你自己多保重 Take care of yourself.
你說的是哪個男孩，拉傑什？ Which boy are you talking about，Rajesh?
我不明白 我就是不明白 I don't understand. I just don't understand.
他是誰？你說的是誰？ Who is he? Who are you talking about?
叔叔，讓我和她談談 她會聽我的 Uncle，let me talk to her. She will listen to me.
至少讓我試一試 Let me try at least.
你為什麼不告訴我一些重要的事情呢？ Why don't you all tell me about anything?
你到底怎麼了，夥計，卡蒂卡？ What the hell is wrong with you，man，Kartika?
你瘋了嗎？ Have you lost your mind?
我真不敢相信這 I don't believe this.
你知道你父母有多擔心嗎？ You know how worried your parents are?
來，吃點披薩 Here，have some pizza.
來吧! Come on.
你以為我現在想吃披薩嗎？ You think I feel like having a pizza right now?
聽著，我再也不能忍受你這張憂鬱的臉了 Look，I cannot tolerate this gloomy face of yours anymore.
所以，請吃一片吧! 不要做任何戲劇性的事情 So，please have a slice. Don't do any drama.
希娜，拜託，讓我一個人待著吧! Sheena，please，just let me be.
這是你最喜歡的味道 It's your favourite flavour.
4G維珍 4G Virgin.
塔-達! Ta-da!
什麼？What?
賈吉和他的守護天使想和你談談 Jaggi and his guardian angel want to talk to you.
他們在即時圖影上聯繫了我 They contacted me on Insta.
拿著吧! Take it.
趕快 Come on.
你很有戲劇性，不是嗎？ Full drama you are，no?
哦，我現在是戲劇皇后了？ Oh，I am the drama queen now?
我明白了 I see.
你在哪裡，親愛的？ Where are you，my love?
嗨，我很抱歉 我知道你一直在嘗試打我的電話 我很抱歉 Hi，I am sorry. I know you've been trying my phone. I am sorry.
沒關係 It's okay.
你還好嗎？ Are you all right?
別問了 Don't ask.
我感覺自己就像90年代的寶萊塢女英雄 I feel like the Bollywood heroines of the '90s.
別擔心 Don't worry
我想告訴你我會去的，所以你不用擔心 好嗎? I wanted to tell you that I'll come there, so you don't have to worry. Okay?
你為什麼要來這裡？我會去那裡的 Why are you coming here? I'll come there.
你哪兒也不能去，賈吉 我正要去那裡，拜託 You are not going anywhere，Jaggi. I am coming there，please.
我是說，我要趕飛機，然後去那裡 I mean I am catching a flight and coming there.
以合法的方式 In a legit manner.
高塔姆已經把一切都安頓好了 Gautam has sorted out everything.
你的父母...他們很高興的 Your parents...They are happy.
他們唯一女兒的婚禮被取消也沒什麼大不了的 Their only daughter's wedding getting cancelled is not a big deal.
婚禮不會被取消 The wedding isn't getting cancelled.
只有新郎要改變了 Just the bridegroom is getting an upgrade.
聽著...Listen...
我是從印度遠道而來的，對吧？ I came here all the way from India，right?
我很快就會到倫敦了 I'll soon be in London.
你知道我經歷了一段非常艱難的旅程 You know I had a very difficult journey
但是每當我想起你的時候，一切都感覺很好 But everything felt fine whenever I thought about you.
但是你...But you...
你有你的媽媽，你的爸爸 You have your mom，your dad,
表親，親戚和被取消的新郎在那裡 cousins，relatives and the cancelled groom there.
我也很快就會到那裡 I too will soon be there.
卡蒂卡，我知道，你向我邁出的十步 Kartika，I know，the ten steps that you'll take towards me
將比我走到這裡的一萬步要困難得多 will be much more difficult than the 10,000 steps I took to get here.
所以，如果你想退出，那也沒關係 我的意思是... So，if you want to drop out, it's okay. I mean...
我不會感到難過的 我會回去的 I won't feel bad. I will go back.
那你為什麼做這麼多戲劇性的事情？ Then why did you do so much drama?
來告訴你，你是我的第一，我的一切 To tell you that you are my number one，my everything.
我能問個問題嗎，賈吉？ Can I ask something，Jaggi?
當然，你可以 Of course，you can
為什麼是我？ Why me?
為什麼不？Why not?
我愛你 I love you.
我橫渡世界就是為了告訴你這點 I crossed the world to tell you that.
你知道嗎，你告訴我發生在婚後的事情 You know，the things you told me that take place after marriage.
你跟我說的好像這是個恐怖故事 You told me like it's a horror story.
相信我，事情不會是這樣的 我不會讓這種事發生的 Trust me，it won't be like that. I won't let that happen.
因為我們結婚後不會"被安頓下來” Because we won't get "settled" after we get married
我們會有一場激烈的風流韻事 We'll have a torrid affair
卡蒂卡，我不在乎你的腰圍是不是和最大影像螢幕競爭 Kartika，I don't care if your waist competes with the IMAX screen.
你會到60歲，妳的臉會滿是皺紋，你會變得暴躁 You'll turn 60，your face will full of wrinkles and you'll get grumpy,
但對我來說你仍然和現在一樣美麗 but you'll still be just as beautiful to me as you are now,
因為你就是你 because you are you.
你為什麼跑這麼遠？ Why did you come so far?
你為什麼哭啊？ Why are you crying?
哈囉，聽著？等一下 Hello，listen? One second.
妳...You...
你們附近有窗戶嗎？ Do you have a window close by?
有的 Yes.
往外看 Look outside.
好的 Okay.
你能看到月亮嗎？ Can you see the moon?
不能 我也不能 No. I can't either.
我們是天生的一對 We are made for each other.
我愛你 I love you.
愛你 Love you.
我們走吧! 你要和我一起去嗎？ Let's go. You're coming with me?
當然 你說過你會在你的婚禮上給我提供進口酒 Of course. You had said you'd offer me imported liquor at your wedding.
已經忘了嗎？ Forgot already?
兄弟...Bro...
你是堅如磐石的，夥計 You are rock solid，man.
賈吉，聽著... Jaggi，listen...
我們在飛機上不會坐在一起 We won't be sitting together in the plane.
你不應該來並和我說話 You shouldn't come and talk to me.
我不會的 I won't.
認真點，賈吉 Get serious，Jaggi.
如果有人問起... If someone asks...
那我就是一名學生 Then I am a student.
我在大學裡學物理 I study physics at the university.
我要去倫敦參加我表弟的婚禮 I am going to London for my cousin's wedding.
你為什麼有臨時旅行證件？ Why do you have temporary travel documents?
因為我的護照在捷運被偷了 Because my passport got pickpocketed at Metro.
聽著? Listen?
留著這個 Keep this.
你會比我照顧得更好的 You'll take better care of it than I will.
你會的，不是嗎？ You will，won't you?
對不起? Excuse me?
是的? Yes?
我覺得你應該聽他說完 他必須說點什麼 I think you should hear him out. He has to say something.
怎麼回事？ What's going on?
告訴她你剛才跟我說的話 Tell her what you just told me.
把我弄出去 Get me out of here.
我需要一個住的地方 I need a place to stay.
我需要一份工作 I need a job.
我會給你所有的訊息 I will give you all the information.
但請幫幫我 But please help me out.
他剛才說了什麼？ What did he just say?
所以，現在你可以把他們送進來了 So，now you can send them in.
哈囉? Hello?
好的，謝謝你 Yeah，thank you.
哦，我的天啊! Oh，my God.
你必須讓當局知道他不能上飛機 You have to let the authorities know that he can't get on the plane.
你有他的照片 你必須阻止高塔姆 You have his picture. You have to stop Gautam.
站住! 等等！ Stop! Wait!
你瘋了嗎，高塔姆？ Have you gone insane，Gautam?
你試圖把一個外國人偷渡到英國 You're trying to smuggle an alien into the UK.
你做了什麼，先生？ What have you done，sir?
我都幹了些什麼？ What have I done?
我不知道你們在說什麼 I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
我是獨自一人，瑪莎莎 我獨自一人 I am alone，Marfatia. I am alone.
他們什麼都知道，先生 They know everything，sir.
他們知道什麼？賈吉在哪裡？ What do they know? Where is Jaggi?
賈吉在哪裡？我才不信 Where is Jaggi? I am not buying it.
找到那個男孩 他一定在某個地方 Find the boy. He needs to be somewhere.
我們一無所獲 We have nothing.
我們會讓他登上飛機 We'll let him board the flight.
謝謝你，警官 Thank you，officer.
這是一個巨大的錯誤 我可以嗎? It's a huge mistake. May I?
飛機哪兒也去不了，高塔姆 The plane isn't going anywhere，Gautam.
除非我們找到並確定這個非法的人 Not till we find and locate this illegal.
我需要保安對機場進行徹底檢查 I need security to make a thorough check of the airport.
讓他登上飛機 Let him board the flight.
對不起？是的? Excuse me? Yes?
太遲了 為什麼他們花了這麼多時間？ It's too late. Why they are taking so much time?
請原諒我們，先生 這不會花太長時間的 Please bear with us，sir. This won't take too long.
飛機已被徹底檢查過 Plane has been thoroughly checked.
貨艙，到處 Cargo hold，everywhere.
我恐怕我們托延不了多久了 I'm afraid we can't hold it up much longer,
否則我們會讓所有人都下飛機 or else we'll have everyone disembarked.
我們最好回到座位上 We better take our seats.
早上好，女士們先生們 Good morning，ladies and gentlemen.
我是你們的機長 This is your captain speaking.
歡迎您搭乘89B次航班前往倫敦 I'd like to welcome you aboard flight 89B to London.
你剛才說你表弟什麼來著？ What were you saying about your cousin?
他告訴我，當飛機上升高度時它變得越來越冷 He told me that it gets colder as the plane gains altitude
你的血液也開始凍結 Your blood too starts freezing
你覺得你的四肢就會斷掉而且分崩離析 You feel as if your limbs will just break and fall apart
你不能呼吸 You cannot breathe
你的大腦停止工作 Your brain stops working
你甚至不能哭因為你的眼淚會結冰 You cannot even cry because your tears will freeze
是的，如果你暈倒了，旅途會變得更容易 Yes，the journey does become easier if you faint
但你應該在飛機著陸前起來，否則... But you should get up before the plane lands，or else...
否則? Or else?
"主啊，結合我們” "Unite us，Lord"
"我每天祈禱一百次” "I pray a hundred times each day"
"主啊，結合我們” "Unite us，Lord"
"我每天祈禱一百次” "I pray a hundred times each day"
"算算所有的祈禱嗎？” "Do the math Count all the prayers"
"你怎麼會犯錯呢？" 先生，你能帶我去這個地址嗎？ "How can you make a mistake?" Sir，can you take me to this address?
謝謝 Thank you.
"欄杆上有一隻白公雞等著你” "There is a white rooster On the parapet for you"
"嘿，穿藍衣服的女孩這個男孩為你瘋狂” "Hey，girl dressed in blue This boy is crazy about you"
"我好久沒見妳了” "I'm seeing you After such a long time"
"我不想讓這一天結束” "I don't want this day to end"
"我只是想在你心中留點位置” "I just want some place In your heart"
"那就是我想要居住的地方” "That's where I want to dwell"
"我想讓我的頭靠在你的肩膀上” "I want to keep my head On your shoulder"
"我想忘掉我所有的悲傷” "I want to forget all my sorrows"
"數學算了所有的賜福嗎？” "Do the math Count all the blessings"
"命運已成定局” "Fate has been sealed"
"一個幸運的女孩要結婚了” "One lucky girl Is going to get married"
"命運已成定局” "Fate has been sealed"
"一個幸運的女孩要結婚了” "One lucky girl Is going to get married"
女士們先生們，準備著陸 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for landing.
客艙全體機員，請各就各位準備降落 Cabin crew，please take your positions for landing.
女士們先生們，我們開始降落了 Ladies and gentlemen, we are starting our descent.
請確保您的座椅靠背處於直立位置 Please make sure your seatbacks are in the upright position.
而且你們的桌子和托盤都被安全地折疊起來了 And that your tables and trays are safely folded away.
請確保繫牢您的安全帶 Please ensure that your seatbelts are securely fastened
所有隨身行李都存放在頭頂的儲物櫃裡 謝謝 and all carry-on luggage is stored in the overhead lockers. Thank you.
這是他的旅行袋 This was his bag.
先生，我們找到了他的隨身物品 Sir，we've found his belongings.
還有這枚戒指 And this ring.
我不能這麼做 讓我和她談談 I cannot do this. Let me talk to her.
你不知道這是怎麼回事 爸爸，我已經決定了 You don't know what this is about. Dad，I've decided.
我可以和我的家人談談 一切都會好的 I can speak to my family. It will be fine.
我不能 我很抱歉 我... I can't. I'm so sorry. I...
聽著，卡蒂卡，我們都有過去 不，我不能，我... Listen，Kartika，we all have a past. No，I can't，I...
好的，聽著，卡蒂卡，我們可以解決的，不管是什麼 Okay，look，Kartika, we can sort it out，whatever it is.
你在哪裡，我...我在... Where do you，I...I am...
聽著，我完全理解，但是... Look，I completely understand, but...
聽著，我們都有過去，好嗎？而且這完全沒問題 Look，we all have a past，okay? And it's completely fine.
對你來說沒問題的...卡蒂卡！ It's okay for you...Kartika!
卡蒂卡，高塔姆 Kartika，Gautam.
賈吉在哪裡？我一直在等... Where's Jaggi? I've been waiting...
我一直在等他 他在哪裡？ I've been waiting for him. Where is he?
他...He...
他給你買了這件衣服 he bought this dress for you.
好的 Okay.
我...I...
他在哪裡？我昨晚跟他談過了 他一定告訴你了 Where is he? I spoke to him last night. He must've told you.
他本該來的 He was supposed to come.
我們本來要來這裡，但在路上... We were coming here, but on the way...
他遇到了一場意外，而他沒能成功 he met with an accident and he could not make it.
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
我...I'm...
我剛告訴你我和他談過了...昨晚 I just told you I spoke to him...last night.
愛，對一些人來說，是淹沒你的漩渦 Love，for some，is a whirlpool that drowns you,
對一些人來說，是一場風暴，一場暴風雪，一場烈火 For some，it is a storm, a blizzard，a blaze
然而，對於一些人來說，是一艘船把他們帶到了岸邊 Whereas，for some，it is a boat that takes them to the shore
對一些人來說，這是沉默，詩歌... For some，it is silence，poetry..
涼爽的微風 a cool breeze
有些人可以為了他們的愛而與世界作對 There are some who can go against the world for their love
而有一些人一直在為自己而戰 And there are some who keep fighting themselves
有一些人可以為愛長途跋涉 There are some who can travel a great distance for love,
就像我們的賈吉一樣 just like our Jaggi,
有些人甚至覺得很難邁出幾步 and there are some who find it difficult to even take a few steps
什麼是愛？What is love?
我們都有自己的表達方式 We all have our own way of expressing it.
我們都有自己的故事 We all have our own stories.
只有一個共同的因素，而賈吉就是一個例子 There is just one common factor, and Jaggi became an example of that.
激情 Passion.
夥計們，如果我們在慶祝賈吉，我們就不能這麼難過了 Guys，we cannot be so sad if we are celebrating Jaggi.
對嗎？來吧，拜託 這是賈吉 Right? Come on，please. It's Jaggi.
不管我們是不是覺得"矮胖笨蛋摔得很厲害” No matter if we feel like "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,"
我們將永遠唱一首愉快的歌 we'll always sing a cheerful song.
"雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪" "Yamma，yamma Yamma，yamma"
"如此好美的氛圍” "Such a beautiful atmosphere"
"雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪，雅瑪" "Yamma，yamma Yamma，yamma"
來吧! 起來，夥計們！ Come on! Get up，guys!
來吧，起來 "如此好美的氛圍” Come on，get up. "Such a beautiful atmosphere"
起來! Get up!
"我還在這裡” "I'm still here"
"親近你" "Close to you"
"感受我的存在” "Feel my presence"
"我存在" "I dwell"
"你的微笑中" "In your smile"
"我在幫你發現你自己” "I'm helping you discover yourself"
"如果你想要見我，就看看你自己” "If you ever want to meet me Just look at yourself"
"告訴你自己你想跟我說的話” "Just tell yourself What you want to tell me"
"說出我們之間所有未說的話” "Say all the things Left unsaid between us"
"把一切細節都告訴我” "Tell me everything in detail"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我不再呼吸了” "I am not breathing anymore"
"但我會活下去” "But I'll stay alive"
"我過去是，現在是，將來也是你的” "I was，I am and I will be yours"
"你是我崇拜的那個人” "You are the one I worship"
"你是我的激情” "You are my passion"
"別忘了重讀我的信” "Don't forget to reread my letters"
"當你感到不知所措時微笑” "Smile when you feel overwhelmed"
"你對我的所有記憶” "All the memories you have of me"
"讓它們成為你的激情” "Make them your passion"
"我想讓你成為我的神” "I want make you my god"
"這樣我才能崇拜你” "So that I can worship you"
"我為你的陪伴祈禱” "I pray for your companionship"
"這樣我才能從你那裡尋求支持” "So that I seek support from you"
"我想為你祈禱和祈求” "I want to pray and ask for you"
"我想讓你銘刻在我的心中” "I want you engraved in my heart"
"我想讓你成為我永遠不會放棄的習慣” "I want you to be a habit I can never let go of"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我想讓你成為我的命運我想讓你成為我的愛” "I want to make you my fate I want you to be my love"
"我希望你成為我發自內心的祈禱” "I want you to be My heartfelt prayer"
"我想讓你成為我永遠不會放棄的習慣” "I want you to be a habit I can never let go of"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"為什麼我們會受到限制？” "Why are we bound by limitations?"
"為什麼我們會受到邊界的限制？” "Why are we restricted By boundaries?"
"為什麼我們之間有這麼大的距離？” "Why do we have So much distance between us?"
"當我們的目的地相同時” "When our destination is the same"
"為什麼我們的道路不一樣？” "Why are our paths not the same?"
"我想為愛做個榜樣” "I want to set an example for love"
"我想把我們的愛情故事寫在水上” "I want to pen our love story On water"
"我想讓你成為一個響亮的暗示” "I want you to be A resounding inkling"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"
"我想讓你住在我的心裡” "I want you to dwell in my heart"
"我想保持沉默，讓你成為我的微笑” "I want to stay wordless And make you my smile"
"我想讓你成為上帝的祝福” "I want you to be A blessing from God"
"我想讓你成為我的激情” "I want to make you my passion"